6am an old man sits out on his front porch to watch the sun rise, and see's a young boy walking down the road with something under his arm. When the boy got closer he says "hey boy, what'cha got there?" "Chicken Wire" replies the boy "Guna catch me some chickens" the old man laughs and says "silly boy, you cant catch chikens with chiken wire" the boy just keep on walking. That night the old man see's the boy walking back with the chicken wire unravelled and a bunch on chikens caught in it. The very next morning he's sitting out on his porch again and see's the boy coming his way with something in his hand, when he got closer says to the boy "what'cha got there boy?" "Duct Tape" replies the boy, "Guna catch me some Ducks" the old man once again just laughs and says "silly boy, you cant catch Ducks with Duct tape.." the boy just keeps on walking. That night the old man watches the boy walking back with his Duct tape all unravelled and a bunch of Ducks stuck to it. The next morning he's out on his front porch having his coffee when he see's the boy coming his way with something long and fuzzy on the end in his hand, when he got closer says "What you got there now boy?" "Pussy Willow" "wait up boy I'll get my hat!"



This post was edited by JesusHatesYou489 on Feb 21 2010 01:32pm

Stupid joke. You should keep your jokes to yourself :|

stfu joost no1 likes you eather

I like jokes with funny things in them too.

bacon is just a plain fag,, and kayo fans me

This post was edited by JesusHatesYou489 on Feb 21 2010 02:24pm

I have a girlfriend, nub. Been together a year and a half now, best friends for eight. You're the faggot, dumbass, and no one "fans" you.


Post better jokes and don't complain if someone hates yours; if they suck, they suck, that's all there is to it. Quit QQing about it.

dude your a faggot rand who everyone in the JD dislikes ( possible including Katie )

This post was edited by Kayo2595 on Feb 21 2010 02:28pm

wow, your guna hate life soo much when you catch her sleeping with your best friend, that is IF you catch her.. anywhoo.... you and kayo and the ONLY ones who hate on my jokes everyone else loves them.. you too are just trolls that think you "own" JD and hate on new titles that post in here.. so why dont you just keep your mouth shut.. okay?