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Aug 28 2025 04:11pm
I just want to smash it all down with a sledgehammer
But I think saner heads will prevail
Unfortunately
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Aug 28 2025 04:12pm
do some push ups
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Aug 28 2025 04:21pm
Start first bumping to Miss Monica in the club. The girls love a bicyclist who fist bumps.
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Aug 28 2025 04:25pm
Hey I think you need to listen to that hakuna matata song
I got you bro
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Aug 28 2025 04:26pm
Jail sucks bologna sandwiches are 1/10. I do not recommend.
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Aug 28 2025 04:26pm
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Start first bumping to Miss Monica in the club. The girls love a bicyclist who fist bumps.
I would love to see your frail physique
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Aug 28 2025 04:27pm
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I would love to see your frail physique
Do you think you could make me your bitch in prison?
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Aug 28 2025 04:31pm
When you have thoughts like that, it's important to go ahead and play the whole thought out in your head and then continue to play out the thoughts including the consequences! This is a way of tricking your mind to not have the violent thoughts!
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Aug 28 2025 04:35pm
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Do you think you could make me your bitch in prison?
I think you should drop your address
Let me know
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Aug 28 2025 04:38pm
Remember the other day when I said something about acting white
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