This might freak you out so maybe you should sit down before you continue reading!
*gives you time to sit down*
Alright, you have multiple personality disorder and we are all just your multis that you use to talk to yourself with! We are all different voices in your head that drives you to have conversations with yourself, flame yourself and troll yourself! I'm sorry to break this to you publicly but your pm box is full!
Sincerely, one of your multiple personalities, wraps the rand aka The Grand Wolf of GC aka the happy little turtle of General Chat