Theologians, philosophers, & scientists have been patiently working on this problem for what feels like countless centuries. Yet, not one group or a fusion of groups have found a means nor the mechanism(s) to unfart. Once gases have built up and then released, the releaser of these gases is bound to their presence and eventual dissipation.

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Who the hell taught that pug to do that

Pugs work in mysterious ways!

That dog definitely experienced gnosis and had its awakening from its spiritual slumber, anamnesis, because that dog is tapped in to universal consciousness. If a fart was colorfully visible to the human eye, the dogs would be purple, because of its obviously open crown chakra.

Heeheehee! Have you found our gummy stash!

Remember this UAPtictac?

So many years ago, I had seen the anime that this character is from. But, I do not remember that scene. Getting the remote while all comfy can lead to strange Olympic style retrievals.

You sent it to me in a pm a long time ago! I still have the pm saved!

Oh? That is funny! I am at the age where I am catching myself placing the kettle in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard. Hahaha!

Oh I've been doing that kind of stuff for years lol!