Good!

Today if anyone crosses my path and tries to bring out the evil and dark side of me, I will show them love, mercy, compassion and understanding!

Rewarding evil behaviour creates an incentive to do more evil behaviour

Allowing a cat to sleep on one's lap results in the owner of the lap becoming immobile up 'til the cat decides to get up and move on.

If evil is living rent free inside you already lost.

Also evil and good doesn't exist you are taking double L with this one.

what if i charge it rent.

Well its a pretty bad Tennant. You run a high risk of litigation which cuts into profits. The rent would have to be astronomical so I suppose it could work.

very true im gonna raise rent but im gonna wait till right before Christmas to be a proper landlord

There probably is rent control

I'm nice to mean hoes and I'm mean to the nice bitches.

Rip my passive income