17 years ago the greatest film in the world, Space Jam, was released. While defeating the monstars and saving the galaxy, Michael Jordan, amidst one of his many slam dunks, uttered the words that keep me going on my long path to being the very best:
"
Sometimes, to do great things, you need to spend like an entire month just getting 85 Slayer on a second account, to feed your main once it's maxed and skilling. This time spent pretty much equates to skill. Trust me, I'm Michael Jordan, I know a lot of things about skill and slam dunking."
Following this quote, which I recite to myself every day while doing things that aren't skillful or dunkful, I will easily maintain the patience required to do what is necessary to get complete this task.
Curious, and inspired by such glorious promises, I've made the decision to follow the wisdom of Michael Jordan.

^ Starting bank, though it doesn't really matter. Can always xfer more over.
Early quest to-do list:
Vampire Slayer
Dwarf Cannon
Fight Arena
The Grand Tree (25 Agility)
Holy Grail
Merlin's Crystal
Monkey Madness
Tree Gnome Village
Waterfall
Early skill to-do list:
45 Magic
43 Prayer
25 Agility
On da real doe, just having a little fun. I'm doubtful I'll go far at all with this account, but I'm bored as shit, and just dicking around for a bit.