So we have run into a bit of a problem


it turns out cassie runs a shit business that doesn't stock even iron kiteshields, decided to pick up an iron sq shield for now, only need 130gp more to buy a mith platebody, which means i guess things work out alright

current state of mind

gl hf dd etc ofc lolxd jupe pls

didn't even 99fm before gaining HP xp, ruined account.

wow i just got gifted not one but TWO bonds from an anonymous donor, shoutout to my boy anonymous always there to raid a pizza place or tell you that you're gay for liking traps


aside from that, just fucking take a look at this

im hecking TEN ENTIRE GOLD PIECES short of buying my platebody, im on damage control right now trying to find someone to kill for gold

current theme


me rn




lolxd quite indeed



this account was ruined as soon as i created it

This post was edited by Jupe on Jun 19 2018 10:25am

Lolxd

lol the ironic thing is that this thread is amazing

Luckily I was able to just walk into a bar and murder some people for the last 10 gold, and not only that I got my 20 defence


damn am i looking good or what? also i don't know who that bigboibawski is but there's no doubt hes a badass


Making solid progress right now
New short term goals:
get the remaining money for the mithril platebody
level up defence to 20
level up strength to 20
level up hitpoints to 20
get wcing up to 15 for juicy oak trees
attempt to attempt to do a quest

if you're wondering why i crossed off attempt to attempt to do a quest, its because i thought about doing one and decided fuck that, we'll quest l8r

current theme


Just going to go ahead and edit this a bit
Long term goals:
get 40 attack for a rune weapon, anyone know where to get one as a ironman btw?
stay alive in this wasteland [✓]
anyone know how too get out of the friendzone? (nobody does :^()
be able two kill abyssal demons (moving to end-game)
find a rsgf (debating to moving to end game)
make it big on youtube so i don't have to life off my parents forever (this might be harder than i thought moving to end game)
get 30 combat (21/30)
get magic to 25+ and find some law runes

indubitably



nobodys ever said anything so nice to me



but ill tell you right now this is the motivation i need to become the next champion of oldschool hardcore ironman unofficial ultimate ironman mode

Is the 25 gold coins still in the bank? I'll buy them off of you to empty the bank
0.20 fg

current theme


break the conditioning, NOW
I hope you're cozy under the black wings of the new world order
we're not drinking out of your fetid PUS filled cup: your goblet of DEATH
get out of my mind, get out of my free WILL

this just speaks wonders to my hardcore ironman account, its like separating yourself from the mainscapers, those damn casuals, obsessed with the monetary gains, willing to run over any who get in their way just to make a few extra coins, its appalling, its abhorrent, and its nothing i want to deal with! this doesnt have to be a doggy dog world but you all make it this way, but not for me, im not going to be a part of your system i REFUSE.

PS i got 20 strength but i dont feel like adding a picture of it this time, just use your imagination, im at minotaurs slaughtering them by the dozens

This post was edited by Jupe on Jun 19 2018 11:13am