Figured I'd update the hand situation
So basically, my shit was all kinds of fucked up. Pinky knuckle-bone shit (AKA Fifth metacarpal) was entirely snapped. See:

(Not my xray)
Don't know if it was quite as fucked up as this guys, but more than the usual dislocated knuckle. Anyways, shit was put in a splint/wrap on Wednesday and has been healing since, out of place. So had to have this surgery wherein they re-break the bone to cancel out the bad healing. Some kind of plate is ran across the broken bone, and then screwed into the bone itself to hold it in place properly while healing. After that, simple light cast and a new splint, because the old one smelled fucking horrible. The old splint did not fit properly, aswell.
Hand burns like fuck from the incision, but I'll be alright. Tons of pain meds for the next few days, and after that a followup next friday to have the stitches removed. Once the splint is removed, I'll get a picture up of the giant ass scar, will be NP.
Scaping should return to normal, in time.
Left handed, sleep deprived, and on medication.. and my grammar is still decent. nb