Quote (andrewxc @ Oct 9 2012 02:23pm)
DOESNT WORK
FUCK YOUR DICK YOU PIXE WANKER
Hagrid- HARRY, you are a wizard!
Harry- Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid- For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.
Harry- I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid- Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SHIT. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!
Harry- I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLE!
Hagrid- My fucking WHAT?!?!
Harry- HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!
Hagrid- No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.
Harry- I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL
Hagrid- I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.
Harry- I'm a WHAT?!
Hagrid- YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!
Harry- Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.
Hagrid- This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER
Harry- I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!
Hagrid- 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE
Harry- I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'