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#21
Dec 12 2011 03:13pm
Quote (hotrodham @ 12 Dec 2011 15:09)
fixed ^

omg yes! ima do this to my to my ex put a few cookies in it fart in it seal it leave it on her front door knock on the door and run like hell


Psh i'd wait next to the door and flame that bitch with a lighter and my pants down. The cookie thing can come later on.
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#22
Dec 12 2011 03:13pm
Quote (Hyburnn @ Dec 12 2011 04:12pm)
Maybe the cookies will make the fart smell good.
Maybe just fart in a container seal it, and write on it "Don't open" Retards will examine it, see nothing, then open.


that gives me an even better idea... donate it to the good will hahahah

Quote (hell_raiser6612 @ Dec 12 2011 04:13pm)
Psh i'd wait next to the door and flame that bitch with a lighter and my pants down. The cookie thing can come later on.


loloool

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#23
Dec 12 2011 03:14pm
Rofl this thread is hilarious
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#24
Dec 12 2011 03:15pm
BETTER IDEA:

Say you ordered some perfume that you liked. But it hasn't come in yet and this is what it smells like. "Opens container"
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#25
Dec 12 2011 03:19pm
Quote (Hyburnn @ 12 Dec 2011 15:15)
BETTER IDEA:

Say you ordered some perfume that you liked. But it hasn't come in yet and this is what it smells like. "Opens container"


Oh thats just wrong. Make then get a good wiff on it, then RUN.
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#26
Dec 12 2011 03:20pm
Get a box of chocolates, take out all the chocolates and the little tray that holds the chocolates.
Take a shit in the box/

make sure its one of those steel ones so no smell leaks out.

Wrap it , give it to someone you love. tada.
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Dec 12 2011 03:20pm
Quote (hell_raiser6612 @ Dec 12 2011 01:56pm)
You cannot believe the smell that just came out of your ass. Burning your nose hairs and making you move away from a faule smell you just produced. HOLY SHIT. I want to keep it in a jar and use it for fuel in a flame thrower.


Me after my dad's home made chili.
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#28
Dec 12 2011 03:22pm
Quote (Hyburnn @ Dec 12 2011 04:20pm)
Get a box of chocolates, take out all the chocolates and the little tray that holds the chocolates.
Take a shit in the box/

make sure its one of those steel ones so no smell leaks out.

Wrap it , give it to someone you love. tada.


Try dog shit once its been out in the sun :)
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#29
Dec 12 2011 03:23pm
Quote (Pontiac @ Dec 12 2011 05:22pm)
Try dog shit once its been out in the sun :)


Cow shit. Lived on a farm as a kid, the outer shell gets hard.
When you step in it, it splats green everywhere and smells so bad.
Profit.
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#30
Dec 12 2011 03:24pm
Quote (Hyburnn @ 12 Dec 2011 15:20)
Get a box of chocolates, take out all the chocolates and the little tray that holds the chocolates.
Take a shit in the box/

make sure its one of those steel ones so no smell leaks out.

Wrap it , give it to someone you love. tada.


Better idea.

form your shit in the same shape as the chocolates were. Somehow make them smell less like shit, then give it to someone.



hahahah

Best tattoo ever

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