Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes then dropped her dress and they had a little fun.
Stupid Jill was off the pill and now they have a son!

I do love me some unprotected sex while high

I kissed a girl once.
Had cooties ever since.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
cos Jill's a fucking tranny.

lmfao you must have had a bad childhood.

Haha, it was quite good, really.

I was jill
dont tell my wife


This post was edited by wingedrain on Mar 30 2012 01:53am

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