Ish, this is your dad. I have been on this site since 2008, mainly using the neopets forum.
First off, I am dissapoint.
I work 130 hours a week, for $3/hour, so I can pay the bills you and your shit eating siblings make for me.
Also, Stop drinking all the fucking coke, I like coke too you dumbass dickbag.
Oh and I can no longer afford to pay the internet bill, because I got fired from my raking job today, as there are no more leaves here in Mexico here to rake.
So basically, son, Toss my salad and get a job, get off the computer, and buy me a fucking 6-pack of coke, you stupid spic.
I love you, we're having pancakes tomorrow.