So this hearse driver was doing his rounds trying to get to a funeral, and he had to drive up the biggest hill in town. He booked it up the hill, but was losing speed fast, and he was not sure if the hearse was going to make it up the hill. Of course at the top of the hill the back of the hearse popped open, and the coffin (which of course has wheels) begins to roll all the way down the hill. Man is it picking up speed. At the bottom of the hill is a pharmacy, which the coffin crashes through blowing down the door and leaving wreckage everywhere. Long story short, it finally comes to a stop after hitting the wall at the pharmacy. The coffin pops open and the guy sits up and says "hey doc, you got something to stop this coffin?"

BAT TAP BOOM

Stake and potatos eaten! LETS GO PATS!!!! Wont the coin flip!!

Pats downed. Thank god.

tbh I dont like either team woulda liked packers or vikings in there but whatever

I'm a Pittsburgh fan, myself. I'm just glad the Pats lost.

What are you guys talking about?

Beat act 1 with my lvl 17 werewolf druid, whos jelly?

The film is 93 minutes long, and he kills 32 people.

Easy? Probably not.
Possible? Very.

That's not to say you're going to remember much of the movie, your evening, or part of the next day, though.

This post was edited by Cambridge on Feb 7 2012 09:06pm

While I was joking, let's look at the math involved here.

The average person metabolizes a drink in about an hour.

If we are doing full on shots, you are doing 32 in just over an hour an a half.

That means 1.5 shots have been fully metabolized at this point, meaning the remaining 30.5 would be in your system.

Here is the first calculator I could grab off the web.

http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm

Using the highest perimeters it has, your BAC is .29 after 8 drinks within 2 hours.

If you multiply that by 4. Your BAC would be 1.16.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood%5Falcohol%5Fcontent#Effects%5Fat%5Fdifferent%5Flevels

A BAC of .50 typically leads to Death.

Double that? Congratulations! They don't even need to embalm you.