More spare time, doubt it's gonna happen though.

If you figure out how to wrap that up and gift it let me know!!!

New socks only work if you buy 30 exact same pairs. Throw all the old ones out or use them as a jizzcatch. Every morning forward will be pick two random socks but they always match. Ultime irl qol

NGL I've thought about grabbing a fleshlight. Beats the dry stroke I would bet.

You don't like the friction on your pecker????

Flashlight + vr oculus rift s = real sex. Ez

Idk if I'd go that far, but a fleshlight could be the solution to the women who only want to give handjobs when its period week.

A little ketchup on ur hotdog is fine

Legend.

I'm more-so hinting at the women that won't let any ketchup touch my hot dog... I'm game for quite a bit, but alas, the missus has to have everything pristine. First world problems I guess