Quote (Ressiv @ Jan 23 2014 03:38pm)
I usually pimp myself with some fancy stuff like a scarf, an expensive watch and a nice pair of glasses.
I then go to the book store and open the first pages of some really intellectual literature, while reading the first page I scan the area for other handsome gents like me.
If I spot one I blink at him, rip out the first page of the book, run to the toilet, take a dump, wipe my ass with the page, run back to the handsome gent, insert the page back into the book in front of his eyes saying "no homo"
Ressiv, you do it right... that's all I can say... you just do it so right