where are all the A student English class kids!??!!

I'm having a short story contest to get rid of the remaining fg i have left over and possibly some godly Ladder gear .THERES NO ADMISSION FEE. I'm giving aspiring writers a chance to write for me a short story that i will enjoy and will reward with FG. Write a short story about whatever you wish but make it interesting or insightful, or send me something in you have written in your free time or as an assighnment at school, ect.
when you have finished your story send it to *jonguinn33@yahoo.com as an attached file. THE CONTEST STARTS WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO BUT ALL SHORT STORIES MUST BE IN MY AOL MAIL BOX BY APRIL 6TH. that should give you plenty of time to think of a topic and write the story. im not grading on spelling or grammar all though i should. im just looking for something that is a really good story. something that i can tell has thought and time put into it.

you can write about whatever you want but heres some topics: a life expierence, something deep, a myth, something with a moral.

RULES-the short story must follow ALL of these rules

1. do not send me something that you took out of your english text book, or something you copied and pasted on the internet. chances are i have already read it or i will find it when i do my research. and besides thats shameful, and PLAGERISM

2. do not send me something that is an obvious "FUCK YOU". dont send me some rediculous story that you just bullshited cause you thought itd be cute

3.the story can be as short as you wish but the maximum amount of pages it can be is 12. i dont want to read anymore than that. i may make an exeption if its more than 12 and it is something you are sure the story will sweep me off my feat!.

4. do not ask me for my fg or gear. im not gonna give it away.i just thought this would be fun.

5.dont send me more than 1 story. if you have many stories that you have written pick what you think is your best material and send me that one.



If i dont get more than 4 people to tell me that they are going to commit to doing this then i wont have this contest. so let me know if your in by saying so in this thread. any other questions just ask me. thanks. after I have decided the winner I will annouce it in the Books, Literature, and stroies section with my own personal review


ALL SHORT STORIES MUST BE IN MY AOL MAIL BOX BY APRIL 6TH - * jonguinn33@yahoo.com

do short poems count. cus i wrote like a funny spoof poem thats 26 lines.

yea sure just send it. I dont want to inadvertantly turn this into a poem contest tho but if it kind or haz a story format ill read it. send it to me i might just enjoy it anyways =D

one of em's more of a spoof the other poem i wrote is 16 lines i think has a lil story inside i guess.

i can't send from to email from where i am, cus im at school.
i'll just pm it. the other spoof poem is on my myspace so i'll have to wait to get that one too (also blocked by gd district)

i got your poem dude.. very dope. and very deep, and its told kind of in a story format so im going to accept it

yea got your pm too. shibby, are there anymore stories submitted?

yea 1 other one.. i cant find enough people to enter.. i need at least 4 or 5. but the deadline to send them in is april 6th so we all got a wile.

lol what are you REALLY doing with em? haha turning it in for english ey?

i knew youd say something like that. fucking retard.. the last guy who sent in his entry wasnt even a story it was this lame deffinition of what an aethiest was. he was trying to convert me or something.. so now your the only entry. and it wouldnt make sence to award someone if there wasnt any competition. so i just need more people to participate. And its an insult that you dont think im capable of doing my own work. i got alot better shit than you do i bet.

whoa whoa whoa e-raged it was a joke. yikes, m8 chill out. having a bad day much? I'm sure you do have alot better work. i just started writing, that was my first poem mind you. And if i recall it was brilliant. I serisouly have no idea why you freaked out right now, just take a chill pill.