A little bird flew very far away to a very distant land. When it got there it found it was a cold, freezing land, and the bird froze to death. A cow passed by and took a dump right on top of him. The warm shit that fell on him had melted the ice, and he was resurrected. Alive again, but still burried, he started chirping. A cat passed by and heard his cries and dug him out of the shit and then the cat ate the bird. Moral of the Story : The person who takes a dump on you isnt always your enemy, and the person who takes you out of the shit, isnt always your friend. LoL

Will have some more soon.

excellent. u have a future in the reason of irony.