Lets play a game of clue
Only this time for real
And instead of Black being murdered
I'll play the victim
There are many possibilites
Maybe it was Scarlet with the wrench in the kitchen
She always seemed to be such a wench
Or Colonel with the pistol in the billiard room
But the cards say no, and the answer becomes more crystal
Who would want to kill such a poor old feller?
I know, so lets descend to the cellar
With the way she flashes them, its a miracle she didnt slay them all
Because it was you, with those brown eyes, in the hall

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