Hello, I am a very good writer. Working on a book atm. And i thought that this would be a good way to earn some forum gold.


I will write about almost anything. It can be with humans, animals, or even humans and animals. That will be under What? in the application.
I will reassure you they will not be boring or bad. I have a natural talent for writing. It will not take me twenty thousand years to post it.


Before I give you an application, this is the index:

short story(3 paragraphs): 5fg
Medium story(5-10 paragraphs):15fg
long story(11-20 paragraphs):50fg
super long story(21 paragraphs+):200fg



Application:
What?:
length?:
topic?:
will you give me the forum gold?(must give half in advance. I will know if you don't have enough gold!):




example:
joe121 posts:
What?: Humans and animals:
length?:short
topic: pudding! Comedy!
Yes, here, i send you 2.5 fg!

I write:


Once Hibomb, a fat old human, was eating. He did not like anything but pudding. Chocolate pudding. So therefore he was kind of fat, he
wasn't very healthy, and, he was grumpy. He told everyone, "Make me a pudding! Chocolate only!" So everyone got ticked off at him. No-
body or beast would go near him anymore.
Hibomb began to get bored with saying, "Make me a pudding! Chocolate only!" So he began to say, "Make me a super yummy pudding!
Chocolate only!" Now everyone was even more ticked! But one day, in a galaxy far far away...Oh, wait that's Star Wars. But oneday, a ship
dropped anchor in the river by his house.
A beaver wadled out with a pudding in his hand, and gave it to Hibomb. " 'Ere, take dis, fatty! Mayhaps you won't be so sick anymore!"
Hibomb took the pudding, and ate it. "Mmmm! Yum! What tastes fishy! What flavor is it?"
The beaver said quickly, "Fish! Made of pudding and fish juice and fish meat!" Then the beaver boarded his ship and left. From then on,
Hibomb ate fish and pudding, and was never sick again. Until the swine flu started...Now thats another story!

I'll post a poll

This post was edited by Otterblade on Jun 19 2009 12:41pm

Oh, you can also pm me

bump

bump...Come on guys! post that you want an awesome story!

bad story..sry

that was one of the short stories...Could have been better, but it couldn't be long.