My gf made me a sandwhich just now and i found PLASTIC in BOTH SANdWHICHS

she said shit happens..

i'm like how the fuck did you get plastic in the sandwhiches?

she said idk

when i said i found plastic in it she just said we'll you'll find if your chewing it so you won't choke...

"wtf"

it's still a mystery..

btw this JUST happened JUST NOW and i thought i would be an interesting read lol. i'm eating them right now "plastic free i think" i searched them for more plastic

And this is relevant to literature...how?

Should have hit her.

it says books, literature, and "stories" .. and it's in the entertainment section idk lol

interesting

golden story. i gave an abrupt and powerful laugh. ur gf sounds like quite a character.

That's like the most instinctual action a woman can do: make a sandwich. You gotta get rid of her if she can't even do that right.

I lol'd

i plastered on your girlfriends face, which is why she put plastic in your sandwich

She was dropping a hint dude.
The next thing she 'drops' in that sammich is going to be invisible and lethal.


I would suggest not asking for another sandwich.