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Mar 26 2008 02:20am
What a shitty fucking book, seriously if I wiped my ass on 300 pages and created a book it would possess more substance. The Jesus kid is a little bitch, with horrible character development. The old English bullshit didn't work at all either and this pseudo holy image was just embarrassing. I'm embarrassed that millions of people follow this book, the author needs to lay off the LSD and go back to basic English classes. Does he honesty know what a comma is or does he just use it because it looks cool. Fuck this book
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Mar 26 2008 02:30am
it had a pretty weak plot. To be honest, I was hoping for something more enthralling after all the glowing recommendations I'd received about it
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Mar 26 2008 02:32am
It's got the vibe of a compilation of horribly sentimental diary entries. I've heard less whining from 72 virgins.

And what's with the snitch? Jesus needed to man up and take his bois to the streets and put down a hit on that marfarker. Who the fuck takes a crucifiction to prove a point? You don't earn street credit for that shit, imo.

Jesus' crew were the worst gang bangers I've ever heard of...
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Mar 26 2008 11:18am
There wasn't even any epic gun battles.

Fuck that shit.
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Mar 26 2008 11:42am
Quote (xXxSpunxXx @ Wed, Mar 26 2008, 05:18pm)
There wasn't even any epic gun battles.

Fuck that shit.


It's no Dark Tower series.
Terrible book.
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Mar 26 2008 12:00pm
The sequel was a piece of shit also, the author was too embarrassed to state his name.
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Mar 26 2008 10:19pm
Quote (Disscriminate @ Wed, Mar 26 2008, 08:20am)
What a shitty fucking book, seriously if I wiped my ass on 300 pages and created a book it would possess more substance.  The Jesus kid is a little bitch, with horrible character development.  The old English bullshit didn't work at all either and this pseudo holy image was just embarrassing.  I'm embarrassed that millions of people follow this book, the author needs to lay off the LSD and go back to basic English classes.  Does he honesty know what a comma is or does he just use it because it looks cool.  Fuck this book


Wow first sentence i quit reading.
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Mar 27 2008 01:18am
Quote (hell_raiser6612 @ Thu, Mar 27 2008, 04:19am)
Wow first sentence i quit reading.


An idiot who can't read beyond a sentence on d2jsp, why am I not surprised?
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Mar 27 2008 05:21am
Quote (hell_raiser6612 @ Thu, Mar 27 2008, 04:19am)
Wow first sentence i quit reading.


Excellent, now make yourself scarce.

This post was edited by xXxSpunxXx on Mar 27 2008 05:21am
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Quote (Disscriminate @ Thu, Mar 27 2008, 07:18am)
An idiot who can't read beyond a sentence on d2jsp, why am I not surprised?


He lives in the Bible Belt.
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