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Jan 14 2010 02:46am
The Holy Bible of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

followed by Little red riding hood.
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Feb 1 2010 10:18pm
I'm bored just being in this thread...
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Feb 4 2010 04:36am
Decameron by Boccacio... was the most boring book i had ever read :(
i must admit that i couldnt even finish it...
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Feb 4 2010 09:24am
things fall apart


fucking terrible book
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Feb 4 2010 09:59am
Machiavelli. The Prince. Fuuuu.
At least it was short.
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Feb 4 2010 04:03pm
Gonna have to agree with the others

[X] The bible.
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Feb 17 2010 07:32pm
I don't remember whether I've already posted here or not, and quite frankly I'm too impatient to sift through this thread to find out.

Hemmingway's Old Man and the Sea

And Bartleby the Scrivener, by whatever monster spawned that abomination. I think it may have been Melville, may the dark gods feast upon his soul.
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Feb 17 2010 09:46pm
The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver.
I had to read this in high school, and it took every ounce of energy in order to read the first few pages.
Absolutely terrible read.
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Feb 19 2010 12:59am
anything from some of the realism authors, like Henry David Thoreau, i swear i would have to re read that shit like 5 times, and id still be like wuuuh :bonk:
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Feb 20 2010 11:43pm
stephen king, bag of bones
fucking thing sucked except for one hot scene with his dead wife's photograph

edit: found it.

In it Jo was standing on the float with the sun going down red-gold behind her. She was just out of the water, dripping wet, wearing a two-piece swimming suit, gray with red piping. I had caught her laughing and brushing her soaked hair back from her forehead and temples. Her nipples were very prominent against the cups of her halter. She looked like an actress on a movie poster for one of those guilty-pleasure B-pictures about monsters at Party Beach or a serial killer stalking the campus. I was sucker-punched by a sudden powerful lust for her. I wanted her upstairs just as she was in that photograph, with strands of her hair pasted to her cheeks and that wet bathing suit clinging to her. I wanted to suck her nipples through the halter top, taste the cloth and feel their hardness through it. I wanted to suck water out of the cotton like milk, then yank the bottom of her suit off and fuck her until we both exploded.

This post was edited by Sweets on Feb 20 2010 11:54pm
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