Jag balls are blue,
Jag balls are red,
I'm the first poster
So give me some...

Hey! I'll be here all week! Tip your waitress.

This post was edited by Schlag96 on Mar 24 2006 02:18pm

Don't quit your day job.

/me gives Schlag96 some bread- whole wheat!

um... yeah, thats where I was going with that.

Did I miss something?
Isnt this suposed to be about books?

You must have missed the forum title, "Books, Literature, and Stories." Literature would include poetry; even bad poetry like:

A stupid thread poster named Thor
Would always write your and not you're
When he wasn't there
Or their and not they're
English majors would call him a whore

llol

Hehe, as if you need it mr. 11,424fg
Nice thought lol

I find your poetry rather amusing (note the typical english understatement "rather"). You have no set style and use a quaint free-indirect style which, I must say, is very good for a one-off attempt (note here that I am assuming this is a one-time attempt and also that you are an illiterate Schlag by spelling out all my intended meanings ). Also note that I meant no actual offense by the "said-above" and I am also, once again, spelling things out for you .

disturbingly i find this one better than you're first -.-