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Aug 24 2011 07:16pm
Just had to share this, its too funny.

http://kitchener.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=308000811&MessageId=MSG.VIEW_AD.REPLY_TO_AD_SENT&mpname=R2S&mpname=Activity-R2S&mpuid=1700212%3B168%3B308000811%3B-2394156687%3B%3B&secev=AQAAATHsNjIAAM0AAAACACIxMzFmYTA0NjVlNi5hMjBiMjczLjRlNDAwLmZmZmY1OGYxAAAAABJbuCsAWiIIV6cCMcGl9NGcXuEYWS%2BtSP8*

In case you dont want to visit the retardedly long url/are very lazy:




Low rates high quality wedding photo 90% OFF

Hi there! My name is Samantha and I've just got a brand new camera for Christmas but haven't even taken it out of the box. I really want to get into the wedding photography business because I see so many people in Ontario are getting married and it looks like easy money. I can't guarantee that even one photo will turn out looking good but I sure will try. Some pictures will be used for my portfolio and my future website. I start booking appointments this week! I am now booking for spring and summer of 2012.

I specialize in all types of Lifestyle photography including:

Weddings – You'll have to pay $15 for gas money outside of Kitchener
Bridals
Engagements
Families
Children
Portraiture
Fashion

My style is classy, elegant and artistic. I would be honored to be part of your special occasion or photography needs considering I have no professional experience. I would love to capture those beautiful moments for you and your family.

I have so much passion for being a pro wedding photographer! All my friends and family tell me I take great pictures at all our outings and picnics. I'm putting together a web site of all the flower pictures and sunsets I've taken so you can see how good I am. I even have a few pics of my pet dog which turned out really great!

But I don't have a business license, liability insurance, flashes, extra batteries, or even more than a kit lens that came in the box. If something goes wrong, you're out of luck. To keep things cheap for you, I won't even back up any of your images. Less cost for me means less cost for you. Just passing the savings on. I expect to be paid in cash or personal check because I don't plan on claiming this income on my taxes.

I know many fun and beautiful locations. I really care about making brides look beautiful! I add glow and selective color to all of my images, giving them the best look possible. No need to hassle with computer programs.

Bridals and Engagements are only $100. Please trust me to do your wedding. I'll do it cheap just to build up my portfolio. I will only charge you $250 for your entire wedding day. This is a deal. My camera cost me $700 brand new. All sessions include a Hi Resolution CD with FULL copy right release included which means you get to print your pictures at Wal-Mart! Here's the BEST Part! I offer 100% guarantee on ALL my sessions! Don't pay a cent until you are 100% happy with your pictures!

I own a camera therefore I can take photos like the pros, who charge alot more. Most brides in Ontario spend $2,500 on professional wedding photography. Since I have no experience I'll only be charging $250 (90% off regular wedding photography prices) to shoot full day wedding coverage.

Think about it: Pros charge alot of money because they have alot of expenses. I don't.

Pros have:
-a business license
- multiple cameras
-thousands of dollars in lenses and flashes
-hard drives to back up the images
-insurance
-experience
-people skills
-color calibrated monitors
-professional print labs
-professional albums

I have none of this stuff so we'll keep it cheap, just for you!

E-mail me if you want to set an appointment or if you have any questions, I will gladly respond.
PS The images shown here are not mine but this is the result I intend to get photographing your wedding. Finger crossing.
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Aug 24 2011 07:17pm
No experience with wedding photography but what about a dslr?
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Aug 24 2011 07:18pm
old. I troll'd my local craigslist with that so many times

Thanks for sharing xan
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Aug 24 2011 08:18pm
Quote (xXDreamAlongXx @ Aug 24 2011 07:17pm)
No experience with wedding photography but what about a dslr?


Said the camera was $700, so Id assume it was. From Walmart ofc.

Quote (onepagememory @ Aug 24 2011 07:18pm)
old. I troll'd my local craigslist with that so many times

Thanks for sharing xan


Liar xD Like youd ever use craigslist.
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Aug 24 2011 08:38pm
i like the part where it pretty much says "i have no training but you should higher me and not a professional to shoot pictures of a very important day in your life"
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Aug 24 2011 10:31pm
Quote (TheReborn_Magi @ Aug 24 2011 08:38pm)
i like the part where it pretty much says "i have no training but you should higher me and not a professional to shoot pictures of a very important day in your life"


Youre so silly :wub:
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Aug 24 2011 11:16pm
:rofl: silly silly ppl...
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Aug 24 2011 11:27pm
Quote (Xandriia @ Aug 24 2011 07:18pm)
Said the camera was $700, so Id assume it was. From Walmart ofc.



Liar xD Like youd ever use craigslist.


I'm not joking. I did do it.
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Aug 24 2011 11:33pm
Quote (onepagememory @ Aug 24 2011 11:27pm)
I'm not joking. I did do it.


Show the posting then o_o
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Aug 24 2011 11:46pm
Quote (Xandriia @ Aug 24 2011 10:33pm)
Show the posting then o_o


Craigslist deletes posts that are 3 months old unless they're saved.
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