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Jun 23 2011 05:56pm
GONNA SHOW OFF A BIT:
#2 photographer in my city tried to copy a thing we do exclusively and failed :D
This motherfucker put me down so bad when I had just started, saying 'he's not afraid of mediocre competition.'
He also lowered his prices ~300 USD this year, while I raised mine 3 times as much. mwahahahha. I'm actually happy :DDDDDD



k i'm done.

To keep this from being closed:

If you ever shoot at a wedding, and during the ceremony, the priest says that Jesus does not permit merchantry in the house of God, he will likely refer to this:

John 2:13-16

"The Passover of the Jews was near, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. In the temple he found people selling cattle, sheep, and doves, and the money changers seated at their tables. Making a whip of cords, he drove all of them out of the temple, both the sheep and the cattle. He also poured out the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. He told those who were selling the doves, "Take these things out of here! Stop making my Father's house a marketplace!"

I will donate a 500 ways to pose a woman guide (29$ value through e-books) to whoever comes up with the best way to shut him the fuck up. You can use the Bible, logic, w/e. Ofc, you must maintain a high level of professionalism.
I will also offer my solution eventually, but only if there are enough attempts.

This post was edited by onepagememory on Jun 23 2011 06:02pm
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Jun 23 2011 06:05pm
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Proverbs 22:7

The rich rule over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender.


If I wanted to be a dick, though I'd just look at him and say well you ask everyone for 10%.
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Jun 23 2011 06:15pm
Quote (Sontdp @ Jun 23 2011 05:05pm)
If I wanted to be a dick, though I'd just look at him and say well you ask everyone for 10%.


I don't think your quote would be satisfactory for a priest. Additionally, the 10% does not apply to every christian denomination :D
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Jun 23 2011 06:19pm
Quote (onepagememory @ Jun 23 2011 04:56pm)
shut the fuck up..


This wouldn't work?

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Jun 23 2011 06:29pm
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This wouldn't work?


"Ofc, you must maintain a high level of professionalism."

Yes, that would be my first choice.

This post was edited by onepagememory on Jun 23 2011 06:30pm
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Jun 23 2011 09:57pm
Umm... do something very distracting.
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Jun 23 2011 10:04pm
You should go post this question in PaRD, I bet someone would have a totally fitting long-winded answer for you.
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Jun 23 2011 10:09pm
Quote (Xandriia @ Jun 23 2011 10:04pm)
You should go post this question in PaRD, I bet someone would have a totally fitting long-winded answer for you.


I think that is a brilliant idea, actually.
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Jun 23 2011 10:13pm
Quote (Xandriia @ Jun 23 2011 09:04pm)
You should go post this question in PaRD, I bet someone would have a totally fitting long-winded answer for you.


Pard is filled with Widow, who is too ignorant for my taste.
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Pard is filled with Widow, who is too ignorant for my taste.


Oh man, I just loved you more.
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