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Sep 23 2009 09:48pm
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/Billionaire-Yacht-Lasers-Paparazzi-Russian,news-4691.html

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the world's biggest and most expensive private yacht is now mounted with lasers. The ship's owner, billionaire Russian oligarchRoman Abramovich, installed the laser shield to protect his privacy from the paparazzi gnats circling his every move. While the imagery could conjure scenes from Star Wars or some other sci-fi movie, his anti-paparazzi defense won't sear holes through flesh and bone... at least, not yet.

Unlike the laser cannons now in use by the government, these infrared lasers simply block any digital camera lenses nearby. After detecting the electronic light sensors of the camera, the laser system fires off a focused beam of light at the camera that in turn disrupts the device's ability to record a digital image. If security guards patrolling on the boat discover a nearby snoop, they can activate the lasers manually and zap any suspicious camera.

Want to feel a twinge of envy (or annoyance, depending on your view)? This yacht is the forth in 42-yer-old Abramovich's fleet. Like some kind of Imperial Star Destroyer, the vessel is highly armored, prepared for piracy on the high seas according to the Times, consisting of a hull and windows capable of withstanding a missile attack. That's right, it can withstand a missile attack. Additionally, there's a mini-submarine stored in the belly, prepped and ready for emergencies. Currently it's parked in a German shipyard, however once it leaves, the yacht will head to France where it will be fitted with a missile defense system.


that is freakin insane.
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Sep 23 2009 09:50pm
Wow - lol. There's no getting out of that one!
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Sep 23 2009 09:52pm
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Wow - lol. There's no getting out of that one!


i know! they'll have to switch to old school film! :P
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Sep 23 2009 10:00pm
Quote (Academic @ Wed, Sep 23 2009, 09:52pm)
i know! they'll have to switch to old school film! :P


Haha xD That's funny.
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Sep 23 2009 10:52pm
Mwahaha! Awesome...

Thanks for that link!
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Sep 24 2009 03:27am
A missile defence-system?.. I highly doubt that will ever happen :P
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Sep 24 2009 06:01am
block any digital camera lenses nearby

35 mm film camera ftw ;)
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Sep 24 2009 08:08am
I was thinking ultimate zoom lens! lol
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Sep 25 2009 08:55am
Let's hope this system becomes widely available, a new influx of professional interest in film photography would lead to some nice new emulsions being developed.
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Sep 25 2009 03:46pm
What's stopping the papparazi from transporting themselves inside the yacht with a stargate? :blink:
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