So, some fat grade ...8 kid? (Not sure, he was born in 95 so...w/e grade that is)
Comes up and calls me a "Camera noob"

I'm like...wtf?

(I personally know the kids brother, and to give you an idea this kid weight about...200 pounds...pretty big kid right)
To top it off, he plays Xbox 360 literally 8 hours a day.

So, I say "Dude, calling me a "Camera noob" because of my hobby is like me calling you an "xbox noob" or a "hockey noob" (he's also a hockey player)
I lol'd.
Then he went on about how cameras are cheap and gay..
And then, I though up some funny shit.

I was like "Buddy, my camera gear costs more than anything you have"
He asks how much...
I tell him "Around $2000 right now...and the only thing that you have with a number like that is your calories per day"

omg I lol'd so hard he just left. I'm still laughing.

Sorry, but what's this to do with photography? I mean, it has the words camera in it, but it's really not related to cameras at all. Could you not post this elsewhere?

It's related to my photography passion.
Don't read it if you don't want to.