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#31
May 22 2011 01:33am
Quote (onepagememory @ May 22 2011 01:20am)
Oh, i know i'm not that good haha. I'm just good with words.
Only guy photographers can sleep with models. Girl photographers are supposed to be a 'hard-to-get' figure!

If you won't have a second with him because he'd lose his balls, we can hold auditions for the third's daddy. The winner gets a free photoshoot. (lines up)






I want a baby :(


Thats hardly fair :( Girls dont play hard-to-get nowadays, theyre all super skanky, didnt you hear?

LMAO. No, I was saying we didnt think we'd have a second baby! We have way too many seconds for certain things, believe me. Thats why hes getting snipped xD


You should go on a personals site. I can just see your profile...

"I like long walks on the beach, picnics during sunsets, taking pictures of girls in artistic ways during said sunsets, and swapping birth control pills for tic tacs when no one is looking. Text or call me any time, you can even meet me if you want. Im pretty much always outside of the nearest Babies R Us, looking into the windows."
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#32
May 22 2011 01:35am
Quote (Xandriia @ May 22 2011 12:33am)
Thats hardly fair :( Girls dont play hard-to-get nowadays, theyre all super skanky, didnt you hear?

LMAO. No, I was saying we didnt think we'd have a second baby! We have way too many seconds for certain things, believe me. Thats why hes getting snipped xD


You should go on a personals site. I can just see your profile...

"I like long walks on the beach, picnics during sunsets, taking pictures of girls in artistic ways during said sunsets, and swapping birth control pills for tic tacs when no one is looking. Text or call me any time, you can even meet me if you want. Im pretty much always outside of the nearest Babies R Us, looking into the windows."


LOL
I know enough girls... it is just hard to find the right girl. I'm so unlucky, that when I find a girl I think is perfect for me (she has to play videogames in underwear), then she lives really far or something.
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#33
May 22 2011 01:38am
Quote (onepagememory @ May 22 2011 01:35am)
LOL
I know enough girls... it is just hard to find the right girl. I'm so unlucky, that when I find a girl I think is perfect for me (she has to play videogames in underwear), then she lives really far or something.


I play video games nude.







Just sayin :lol:
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#34
May 22 2011 01:45am
Quote (Xandriia @ May 22 2011 09:38am)
I play video games nude.







Just sayin :lol:


Oh cmon what i have to do that too for Omar to love me again? and ffs i already gave him cookie and a milk <_<
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#35
May 22 2011 01:46am
Quote (Xandriia @ May 22 2011 12:38am)
I play video games nude.







Just sayin :lol:


If I didn't know you were married / have two kids, I'd actually find that tempting. HOWEVER:

It's not the same. If a girl is to be nude, I'd rather make love to her than waste times with videogames. Best yet: a girl in underwear wearing my dress shirt after making love.

Quote (DisconnectYourBrain @ May 22 2011 12:45am)
Oh cmon what i have to do that too for Omar to love me again? and ffs i already gave him cookie and a milk <_<


babe you've got all my love already!

This post was edited by onepagememory on May 22 2011 01:47am
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May 22 2011 01:51am
Quote (DisconnectYourBrain @ May 22 2011 01:45am)
Oh cmon what i have to do that too for Omar to love me again? and ffs i already gave him cookie and a milk  <_<


Contrary to popular belief, video games and not food are the way to a mans heart.

Quote (onepagememory @ May 22 2011 01:46am)
If I didn't know you were married / have two kids, I'd actually find that tempting. HOWEVER:

It's not the same. If a girl is to be nude, I'd rather make love to her than waste times with videogames. Best yet: a girl in underwear wearing my dress shirt after making love.


I keep telling you, Im not married! Lol. But yeah, we pretty much are. Im a little odd about it, I just consider it a piece of paper so its not a big deal to me.

Excuse me? WASTE TIME with video games? Even if I were single, you and I would not be compatible sir.
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#37
May 22 2011 01:58am
Quote (Xandriia @ May 22 2011 12:51am)
Contrary to popular belief, video games and not food are the way to a mans heart.



I keep telling you, Im not married! Lol. But yeah, we pretty much are. Im a little odd about it, I just consider it a piece of paper so its not a big deal to me.

Excuse me? WASTE TIME with video games? Even if I were single, you and I would not be compatible sir.


Why? Because I'd rather make love to the woman of my dreams than play 3 hours in WoW?
Or because I'd very much prefer wake up early in a cold morning, make a coffee for my beloved while listening to the song 'Secret' by Maroon 5, then cuddle for like 4 hours to keep warm instead of having played four hours extra the night before of Runescape?
Or because I'd very very very much rather photograph and admire the beauty of my pregnant beloved rather than play COD on Xbox live?

If that's the case, then yeah, we would not be compatible.
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#38
May 22 2011 02:12am
Quote (onepagememory @ May 22 2011 01:58am)
Why? Because I'd rather make love to the woman of my dreams than play 3 hours in WoW?
Or because I'd very much prefer wake up early in a cold morning, make a coffee for my beloved while listening to the song 'Secret' by Maroon 5, then cuddle for like 4 hours to keep warm  instead of having played four hours extra the night before of Runescape?
Or because I'd very very very much rather photograph and admire the beauty of my pregnant beloved rather than play COD on Xbox live?

If that's the case, then yeah, we would not be compatible.


Eww, WoW? Runescape? XBOX? Wtf m8 xD

Im starting to think you and I shouldnt have an affair.
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#39
May 22 2011 02:18am
Quote (Xandriia @ May 22 2011 01:12am)
Eww, WoW? Runescape? XBOX? Wtf m8 xD

Im starting to think you and I shouldnt have an affair.


i purpossely selected the worst games possible. come on xan as my future affairee you must notice these jokes!
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#40
May 22 2011 02:23am
Quote (onepagememory @ May 22 2011 02:18am)
i purpossely selected the worst games possible. come on xan as my future affairee you must notice these jokes!


Lol well I never know with this forum D: I hope you have good taste in games, otherwise Ill have to school you.
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