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May 22 2011 12:27am
Quote (onepagememory @ May 22 2011 12:23am)
Hope he doesn't get upset.

While the offer was real, I know it is unreasonable because it'd be weird for some stranger you find online to travel just to shoot photos and rub your belly, so I didn't expect you to accept. :D


Nah he wont. But when I say youre hispanic and moving near here, who knows. If I decide to fuck with him and say youre moving here to be closer to me, definitely xD

I so wouldnt care o_o Your photos would be worth the awkwardness of you rubbing all over my belly :lol:
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May 22 2011 12:31am
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Nah he wont. But when I say youre hispanic and moving near here, who knows. If I decide to fuck with him and say youre moving here to be closer to me, definitely xD

I so wouldnt care o_o Your photos would be worth the awkwardness of you rubbing all over my belly :lol:


Yeahhhh finally, photography would get me permission to do something that i've always wanted to do :D
oh, and don't say that to your hubby. Then I don't get a chance to secretly see you! :rofl:

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May 22 2011 12:35am
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Yeahhhh finally, photography would get me permission to do something that i've always wanted to do :D
oh, and don't say that to your hubby. Then I don't get a chance to secretly see you!


Im surprised you havent asked someone already, lol. But oh well, at least you get to sleep with all your models. Thats a normal photographers perk..right?

I would, but I dont know if I could say it with a straight face. Lol o_____o
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May 22 2011 12:40am
Oh and heres my edit:



I just realized it looks overexposed on the left =/
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May 22 2011 12:40am
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Im surprised you havent asked someone already, lol. But oh well, at least you get to sleep with all your models. Thats a normal photographers perk..right?

I would, but I dont know if I could say it with a straight face. Lol o_____o


I only enjoy particular bellies (sounds strange), and it's rare for me to find one I actually want to touch.

What do you mean I get to sleep with all my models? What would make you think that...
And no, it's not a normal photographer's perk. Only the slutty photographers do that.

Don't even try sayin that to your hubby. Then he won't want to hire me for your third baby / family portraits or won't let you work with me!
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May 22 2011 12:45am
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Oh and heres my edit:

http://i55.tinypic.com/119ozsm.jpg

I just realized it looks overexposed on the left =/


pm'd


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May 22 2011 12:57am
Quote (onepagememory @ May 22 2011 12:40am)
I only enjoy particular bellies (sounds strange), and it's rare for me to find one I actually want to touch.

What do you mean I get to sleep with all my models? What would make you think that...
And no, it's not a normal photographer's perk. Only the slutty photographers do that.

Don't even try sayin that to your hubby. Then he won't want to hire me for your third baby / family portraits or won't let you work with me!


Aww, I feel special ^__^ You do sound like a fetishist though, lol.

LOL I was kidding, gosh youre serious sometimes.

Third baby? Yeah right, hes getting neutered. Id just show him your photos and tell him to shut up xD
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May 22 2011 01:06am
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Aww, I feel special ^__^ You do sound like a fetishist though, lol.

LOL I was kidding, gosh youre serious sometimes.

Third baby? Yeah right, hes getting neutered. Id just show him your photos and tell him to shut up xD


You wouldn't have a third baby? dreams shattered :cry:
All joking aside, I don't sleep with ALL my models, just the ones I find attractive...
I don't think my photos are good enough to shut anyone up :\ but thanks for the compliment!
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May 22 2011 01:11am
Quote (onepagememory @ May 22 2011 01:06am)
You wouldn't have a third baby? dreams shattered :cry:
All joking aside, I don't sleep with ALL my models, just the ones I find attractive...
I don't think my photos are good enough to shut anyone up :\ but thanks for the compliment!


Uh uh, I didnt even think we'd have a second, tbh xD Total slip-up.

Lol ohh, I see. I wonder if he would let me sleep with attractive models...

You always say that, nn for modesty.
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May 22 2011 01:20am
Quote (Xandriia @ May 22 2011 12:11am)
Uh uh, I didnt even think we'd have a second, tbh xD Total slip-up.

Lol ohh, I see. I wonder if he would let me sleep with attractive models...

You always say that, nn for modesty.


Oh, i know i'm not that good haha. I'm just good with words.
Only guy photographers can sleep with models. Girl photographers are supposed to be a 'hard-to-get' figure!

If you won't have a second with him because he'd lose his balls, we can hold auditions for the third's daddy. The winner gets a free photoshoot. (lines up)






I want a baby :(

This post was edited by onepagememory on May 22 2011 01:20am
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