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haha tj funny biggrin.gif ja z toho nemuzu vubec biggrin.gif malem jsem spadl ze zidle jak jsem se smal ^^ biggrin.gif

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VIVA ZLAD! LONG LIVE MOLDAVIA

omg nemozem z toho electronic supersonic biggrin.gif laugh.gif to je ten co daboval red alert 2 ? laugh.gif

tu par na zasmiatie sa:D toto je hrozne lol, jaka pasca na auta laugh.gif :

http://www.unf-unf.de/show1327.html

klasika biggrin.gif

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6312730397984666910


to na ty auta ja asbolutne gosu...
ale s tim fotbalem mam neco 3x lepsiho opravdu smile.gif za chvili to sem editem hodim bude to moje prvni self uploaded video na youtube:)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbmbL6Td9f8


ted jeste ten link nefunguje ale za par minut uz by to melo jit..je to cerstve uploadle


ja ti ani nevim ale jak jako doktor priklouzne k hracovy a este nalozi no to me dostalo xD a pak este ta kopacka do hlavy no tipl bych od fotbalisty to je o zivot xD
jinak neni to 3x lepsi ale tak o 0.5x lepsi wink.gif
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Uz to asi mozna nekteri znate ale i tak to sem hodim smile.gif : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfcm__qHEig&mode=related&search=
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haha tj funny biggrin.gif ja z toho nemuzu vubec biggrin.gif malem jsem spadl ze zidle jak jsem se smal ^^ biggrin.gif


tak ted me napadl komentar "Ukazame si na nej a zasmejeme se mu." jenom nevim jestli na me nebo banicka... Fifky pokud jsem te ted dobre pochopil tak asi na banicka co? sakra ja musim prestat byt strizlivy v sobotu vecer, pak melu takove hovadiny

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haha tj funny biggrin.gif ja z toho nemuzu vubec biggrin.gif malem jsem spadl ze zidle jak jsem se smal ^^ biggrin.gif


tak ted me napadl komentar "Ukazame si na nej a zasmejeme se mu." jenom nevim jestli na me nebo banicka... Fifky pokud jsem te ted dobre pochopil tak asi na banicka co? sakra ja musim prestat byt strizlivy v sobotu vecer, pak melu takove hovadiny


hehe smile.gif jj je to na nej neboj biggrin.gif
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VIVA ZLAD! LONG LIVE MOLDAVIA

omg nemozem z toho electronic supersonic biggrin.gif laugh.gif to je ten co daboval red alert 2 ? laugh.gif

tu par na zasmiatie sa:D toto je hrozne lol, jaka pasca na auta laugh.gif :

http://www.unf-unf.de/show1327.html

klasika biggrin.gif

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6312730397984666910



DALSI VYPALOVAK OD ZLAD!-a biggrin.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3PqMS_rwpk&mode=related&search=


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Quote (otko @ Sun, 19 Nov 2006, 01:44)
Quote (otko @ Sat, Nov 18 2006, 10:28pm)
VIVA ZLAD! LONG LIVE MOLDAVIA

omg nemozem z toho electronic supersonic biggrin.gif laugh.gif to je ten co daboval red alert 2 ? laugh.gif

tu par na zasmiatie sa:D toto je hrozne lol, jaka pasca na auta laugh.gif :

http://www.unf-unf.de/show1327.html

klasika biggrin.gif

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6312730397984666910



DALSI VYPALOVAK OD ZLAD!-a biggrin.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3PqMS_rwpk&mode=related&search=


mam trochu pocit ze se posledni dobou siri forem cim dal divnejsi veci, zacalo to recesi, ted takovyhle retro, uz jenom cekam kdy tu Lua postne fotku svoji segry v pasu cudnosti (jenom jako priklad!! nic ve zlem Luo, ani nevim jestli mas segru)
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Quote (otko @ Sat, Nov 18 2006, 10:28pm)
VIVA ZLAD! LONG LIVE MOLDAVIA

omg nemozem z toho electronic supersonic biggrin.gif laugh.gif to je ten co daboval red alert 2 ? laugh.gif

tu par na zasmiatie sa:D toto je hrozne lol, jaka pasca na auta laugh.gif :

http://www.unf-unf.de/show1327.html

klasika biggrin.gif

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6312730397984666910



DALSI VYPALOVAK OD ZLAD!-a biggrin.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3PqMS_rwpk&mode=related&search=


hm, koho mi to len pripomina, zeby Sasha Baron Cohenova nova reinkarnacia? tongue.gif

edit: "like a lion kills an antilope"... nebola to nahodou zebra? laugh.gif

This post was edited by M0f0 on Nov 19 2006 05:50am
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Quote (otko @ Sun, 19 Nov 2006, 00:44)
Quote (otko @ Sat, Nov 18 2006, 10:28pm)
VIVA ZLAD! LONG LIVE MOLDAVIA

omg nemozem z toho electronic supersonic biggrin.gif laugh.gif to je ten co daboval red alert 2 ? laugh.gif

tu par na zasmiatie sa:D toto je hrozne lol, jaka pasca na auta laugh.gif :

http://www.unf-unf.de/show1327.html

klasika biggrin.gif

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6312730397984666910



DALSI VYPALOVAK OD ZLAD!-a biggrin.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3PqMS_rwpk&mode=related&search=


hm, koho mi to len pripomina, zeby Sasha Baron Cohenova nova reinkarnacia? tongue.gif


no mi ho docela pripomina myslis ze je to on?

fly away my space rocket
you dont need to put mone in my pocket biggrin.gif

This post was edited by palec on Nov 19 2006 06:06am
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Quote (M0f0 @ Sun, Nov 19 2006, 02:44pm)
Quote (otko @ Sun, 19 Nov 2006, 00:44)
Quote (otko @ Sat, Nov 18 2006, 10:28pm)
VIVA ZLAD! LONG LIVE MOLDAVIA

omg nemozem z toho electronic supersonic biggrin.gif laugh.gif to je ten co daboval red alert 2 ? laugh.gif

tu par na zasmiatie sa:D toto je hrozne lol, jaka pasca na auta laugh.gif :

http://www.unf-unf.de/show1327.html

klasika biggrin.gif

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6312730397984666910



DALSI VYPALOVAK OD ZLAD!-a biggrin.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3PqMS_rwpk&mode=related&search=


hm, koho mi to len pripomina, zeby Sasha Baron Cohenova nova reinkarnacia? tongue.gif

edit: "like a lion kills an antilope"... nebola to nahodou zebra? laugh.gif


"I AM THE ANTI-POPE"

The conclave entered into the room.
Inside of it they sat, these cardinals of doom.
Their votes was unanimous.
The horror instantaneous.
Observe! Smoke from chimney - not white but red!
They say it was the day that God bled.
Nuns weeped, holy men cursed
As they looked up onto the balcony and saw…
Beelzebub the First!

I am the Anti-Pope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
I am the Anti-Pope.

Two thousand years ago
Jesus said to his travelling show,
"No need for push. Do need for jostle.
Peter, you is my number one apostle.
Your name is mean rock - on you I build church.
No longer for successor I have need for to search."
But by Judas this words was overheard
And with mighty Satan he soon conferred,
"Oh Prince of darkness, be not in hesitation.
The head of God’s Church needs decapitation!"

I am the Anti-Pope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
I am the Anti-Pope.

"Hey, Grim Reaper, lend me your sickle.
This world needs some culling, blood needs to trickle!"
Prepare for the end - the Apocalypse approaches.
It’s feast time for maggots, worms and cockroaches.
But here comes White Horseman - Defender of God,
Exposing to everyone his powerful rod!
"I alone will fight for Jesus Christ
With sword so sharp I can make cheeses sliced."
He laughs to the Devil, he takes aim at Death
And he strikes down the enemy who takes one last breath.
But too early the victor makes his victory roar.
He may win this battle, but he not win the war.
For, yes, Beelzebub the First is set fire to then crucifixxed.
But next Anti-Pope is Zladko the 666th .

Yes, I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
Like a neck in a hanging rope.
Like a germ in a microscope.
Like a witch reads a horoscope.
Like a cutter stabs an envelope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
There is no longer hope.
Long live Molvania!

edit: a takto vypada zo zadu





This post was edited by otko on Nov 19 2006 08:27am
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