Every Zod rune has a disclaimer written on the back; Chuck Norris.
Before Diablo goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there.
For most characters, their high level skills are more powerful than their low level skills. For Chuck Norris, every one of his skills is more powerful than the other.
A hammerdin deals 10k damage and a light sorc can deal 30k damage. Chuck Norris doesn't deal damage. He kills.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Diablo servers, all characters would convert to hardcore and then die.
Chuck Norris once pked someone so bad that the person died in real life. Out of sympathy, Chuck added the person to his friends list.
Chuck Norris has never recieved a FTJ.
Most people believe that the fastest leveling record is held by Dip-Dancer, who reached level 99 in under 24 hours during v1.09. However they are wrong, Chuck Norris is level 100.
Chuck Norris once transmuted three flawless amethyst. He got a perfect COA.
Chuck Norris can carry two annihilus charms.
One time Chuck Norris was walking in the Dark Woods of Act 1, and was approached by a Druid grizzly bear. Before the bear attacked, Chuck Norris simply showed the bear his huge fist. The bear then proceeded to eat itself, knowing it was the less painful way to die.
