http://www.filecabi.net/video/fapfapwow.html

nevim jestli to jeste patri do vtipu nebo do prasaren
ale je to hoodne nechutne..nasel sem to v jokers dimension...
titulek byl: proc mam radsi dia nez world of warcraft..u dia se vam nestane tohle.. nebo tak nejak to bylo

ale v tesnem zavesu je Honza Varys!

This post was edited by Leri on Jan 31 2007 03:07pm

no todleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee snad neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee todle je zatim nr.1 tady

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btw dost zufalec ten typek

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ten s nuncakama je naj

kamen na stredu:

SL> - Ahoj had! Prepac ze som sa ti minule vysmieval, ze nemas nohy.....
SL> - Ziadny problem!
SL> - Urcite?
SL> - Ano!
SL> - Tak ruku na to!!!





Co ta nenaucili na anglictine:


* she is lubricated like a fox = je mazan� jako liska
* he vomitted a long postcard on her = vrhl na ni dlouh� pohled
* your eyes September = tv� o�i z���
* she was sitting on between = sed�la na mezi
* I am not smelling myself in my leather today = nec�t�m se dnes ve sv� k��i
* world champion in tanks on ice = mistr sv�ta v tanc�ch na led�

R�en�:
* damage to speak = �koda mluvit
* don't wake up a swan = nebu� labu�
* relax in the living room = odpo��vej v pokoji
* where she married herself, here she married herself = kde se vzala, tu se
vzala
* sausage of lovers - p�rek milenc�

This post was edited by M0f0 on Jan 31 2007 03:40pm

skoro som sa pochcal ked som zbadal ten parek milencu

mozno zo uz poznate teda isto vascina z vas ale mozno to este niekto nevidel je to dlhe ale oplati sa precitat:::


George: Condi! Nice to see you. Wha�s happening?
Condi: Sir, l have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: Tha�s what l want to know.
Condi: Tha�s what �m telling you.
George: Tha�s what �m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: l mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya'asking me for?
Condi: �m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, �m asking you. Who is leading China?
COndi: Tha�s the man's name.
George: Tha�s who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? l thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: Tha�s correct.
GeQrge: Then who is in China?
Condi: 'Yes, sir.
George: 'yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. l need to know the name of the new leader of China.Get me the Secretary General
of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi:You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, l could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: AII right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East?

This post was edited by AcedraC on Jan 31 2007 04:02pm

Hej dloooouho jsem faral nad tim co to ma byt, protoze z gramatickeho hlediska i z hlediska jazyka to je spravne... pak mi doslo ze neni blbost to anglicke ale to ceske (musite me omluvit jsem jenom velkej zhulenej srac v cernem - no offense, to je fakt, ten vzorek stal za to)

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