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LEKCIA BRUTALNEJ ANGLICTINY

Rceni

Damage to speak - Skoda mluvit
Relax in the living room - Odpocivej v pokoji
Where she married herself, here she married herself - Kde se
vzala, tu se vzala

Slovni spojeni

Unvomitable truth - Nezvratna pravda
Welded wine - Svarene vino
Hand-bag TV - Kabelova televize
From-under-her laundry - Spodni pradlo
Pulling birds - Tazni ptaci
Selective driving - Vyberove rizeni
Sausage of lovers - Parek milencu

Osobnosti

Paincelebrate Soup - Boleslav Polivka
Tunecelebrate Littlecarrot - Ladislav Mrkvicka
Peacecelebrate Little Miner - Miroslav Hornicek
Springcelebrate Hedgehog - Jaroslav Jezek

Vety a fraze

She is lubricated like a fox - Je mazana jako liska
He vomited a long postcard on her - Vrhl na ni dlouhy pohled
Your eyes September - Tve oci zari
She was sitting on between - Sedela na mezi
I am not smelling myself in my leather today - Necitim se
dnes ve
sve kuzi
Stop knitting my head - Prestan mi plest hlavu
He afterdid himself - Podelal se
World champion in tanks on ice - Mistr sveta v tancich na
lede

Jednoslovni nazvy

Simplegreekness - Prostorekost
Behind-without-baking - Zabezpeceni
Meeter - Potkan
Aftersteak - Porizek



Lekce anglictiny II

Slovenske mena - Slovak names
Severin - Northbert
Gejza - Gaybehind
Vlasta - Hairy-fairy
Blanka - Membrane
Ludomil - Manlover
Servac - Shitmore

Geograficke nazvy - Geographical names
Nitra - Nitro City
Liptovsky Mikulas - The Liptov Santa Claus
Rimavska Sobota - Rome Saturday
Michalovce - Michaelsheep
Partizanske - Los Partisanos
Nove Mesto n/V - New York upon Scales
Komarno - Los Mosquitos
Marianka - Ganjaville
Trencianska Tepla - Trenchiner Lesbian

Ustalene slovne spojenia - Collocations
metrovy textil - One meter long textile
vysoke postavenie - a high erection
svatojanska muska - a Saint John fly

Naradie a nastroje - Tools and devices
hreben - a hair synchroniser
obuvak - a shoe on-putter
vrtacka - a wall-hole maker

Folklor - Folklore
Mocila konope, mocila, zabka jej do cizmy skocila... - She
was
pissin', ganja pissin' - froggie jumpin' to her bootling...

Institucie
Matica Slovenska - The Slovak Matrix
Slovenska narodna rada - The Slovak National Advise

Frazeologizmy - Phrases, idioms & proverbs
Pre mna, za mna - For me, behind me
Bezal ozlomkrky - He ran about a neck-break
Klamala ostosest - She has lied about one hundred and six
Trafena hus zagagala - A shot goose will make gaggle
Dala mu kopacky - She gave him a pair of mining-shoes"
Basa tvrdi muziku - The prison makes music stronger

Veta, ktorú zaručene nepreložíš do angličtiny:
Ľaľa ho, papľuha, ogrcal mi krpce.
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Stephen Hawking? xD
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Stephen Hawking? xD


taky mě to napadlo

Unvomitable truth - Nezvratna pravda

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u me vede
Sausage of lovers - Parek milencu
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u me vede
Sausage of lovers - Parek milencu
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