First you choose the month you are born, next the day you are born in the end you have to say what color your t-shirt / shirt has
Choose the month you are born
1 - I ate
2 - I smell
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I did kiss with
6 - I did smoke with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran without a shirt with
9 - I needed
10 - I killed
11 - I was in bed with
12 - I kissed
Choose the day you are born
01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a gay
07 - a teddybear
08 - a hooker
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag with drugs
11 - a photo gallery
12 - Santa
13 - a condom
14 - a hooker
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my girlfriend/boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my secret love
24 - an easteregg
25 - a bowl with honey
26 - a plate with cornflakes
27 - a hot chick
28 - a snack
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - your grandmom
Choose the color t-shirt / shirt you are wearing
White - because that is how i am
Black - because im good in bed
Pink - because the small people said i should
Red - because i have amazing boobs
Blue - because im pimp and you are jealous
Spots - because i hate my life
Purple - because I am gay
Grey - because i love drugs
Other colors - because I have a big penis
Green - because I am damn sexy
Orange - because I am smoking crack
Tyrkis (light blue) - because I am having a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
and write it all together...