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Quote (hero_cz @ Sun, Aug 24 2008, 08:13pm)
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j to video jsem uz dneska videl tongue.gif je to fakt hnus.. to muzeme udelat celebritu z kazdeho debila tongue.gif
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j to video jsem uz dneska videl tongue.gif je to fakt hnus.. to muzeme udelat celebritu z kazdeho debila tongue.gif


však to se taky pořád dělá ne ? rofl.gif
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First you choose the month you are born, next the day you are born in the end you have to say what color your t-shirt / shirt has smile.gif

Choose the month you are born

1 - I ate
2 - I smell
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I did kiss with
6 - I did smoke with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran without a shirt with
9 - I needed
10 - I killed
11 - I was in bed with
12 - I kissed

Choose the day you are born

01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a gay
07 - a teddybear
08 - a hooker
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag with drugs
11 - a photo gallery
12 - Santa
13 - a condom
14 - a hooker
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my girlfriend/boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my secret love
24 - an easteregg
25 - a bowl with honey
26 - a plate with cornflakes
27 - a hot chick
28 - a snack
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - your grandmom

Choose the color t-shirt / shirt you are wearing

White - because that is how i am
Black - because im good in bed
Pink - because the small people said i should
Red - because i have amazing boobs
Blue - because im pimp and you are jealous
Spots - because i hate my life
Purple - because I am gay
Grey - because i love drugs
Other colors - because I have a big penis
Green - because I am damn sexy
Orange - because I am smoking crack
Tyrkis (light blue) - because I am having a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to

and write it all together...

This post was edited by fifky-OVA on Aug 25 2008 03:01am
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Quote (fifky-OVA @ Mon, Aug 25 2008, 09:01am)
First you choose the month you are born, next the day you are born in the end you have to say what color your t-shirt / shirt has smile.gif

Choose the month you are born

1 - I ate
2 - I smell
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I did kiss with
6 - I did smoke with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran without a shirt with
9 - I needed
10 - I killed
11 - I was in bed with
12 - I kissed

Choose the day you are born

01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a gay
07 - a teddybear
08 - a hooker
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag with drugs
11 - a photo gallery
12 - Santa
13 - a condom
14 - a hooker
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my girlfriend/boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my secret love
24 - an easteregg
25 - a bowl with honey
26 - a plate with cornflakes
27 - a hot chick
28 - a snack
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - your grandmom

Choose the color t-shirt / shirt you are wearing

White - because that is how i am
Black - because im good in bed
Pink - because the small people said i should
Red - because i have amazing boobs
Blue - because im pimp and you are jealous
Spots - because i hate my life
Purple - because I am gay
Grey - because i love drugs
Other colors - because I have a big penis
Green - because I am damn sexy
Orange - because I am smoking crack
Tyrkis (light blue) - because I am having a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to

and write it all together...



Prelozte mi to nekdo do cestiny dekuji biggrin.gif
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Aug 25 2008 03:43am
i ran naked with a dog cause i am damn sexy
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Aug 25 2008 03:46am
I smell a toothbrush because im good in bed

jestli to chapu dobre biggrin.gif

tak mi to nekdo muze prelozit biggrin.gif

This post was edited by Jameess on Aug 25 2008 03:47am
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Quote (Jameess @ Mon, 25 Aug 2008, 11:46)
I smell a toothbrush because im good in bed

jestli to chapu dobre biggrin.gif

tak mi to nekdo muze prelozit biggrin.gif


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