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http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/diarrh%C3%A9e/video/x2ape7_diarrhee-tele-realite-honte-interna bleh

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You know you're addicted to d2 when you see a handicapped kid and tell his parents to remake

You know you're addicted to d2 whenyou need a ride home and ask someone to make a tp

You know you're addicted to d2 when you see a girl you like and ask if you can add her to your friends list

You know you're addicted to d2 when when someone is murdered and call it a pk

You know you're addicted to d2 when you go to a jewelry store and ask if they sell sojs

You know you're addicted to d2 when you buy something at a store and ask them "permed?"

You know you're addicted to d2 when you're playing a team sport and say "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"

You know you're addicted to d2 when you try to cast blaze by setting yourself on fire

You know you're addicted to d2 when you beat up younger kids to see if they drop good items

You know you're addicted to d2 whenyou get shot and say "aa user"

You know you're addicted to d2 when you ask construction workers how much damage their jackhammers deal

You know you're addicted to d2 when you try to tppk your little brother's fingers in the door

You know you're addicted to d2 when you steal candy from a baby and say "ez"

You know you're addicted to d2 when you're being raped and say "nk nk nk nk nk nk nk"

You know you're addicted to d2 when you go mfing for coins on the street

You know you're addicted to d2 when you are, or associated with, darkar

You know you're addicted to d2 when there is an earthquake and you go looking for diablo's clone[/B]

[B]You know you're addicted to d2 when you go buy a guard dog and ask the salesperson how much ias it has

You know you're addicted to d2 when you crush ants and hope to gain a level

You know you're addicted to d2 when you actually try to perform a whirlwind

You know you're addicted to d2 when You see an old man with a cane and you say, *ID this for me."

You know you're addicted to d2 when You've ever carried a torch around, hoping it would +3 to all your skills.

You know you're addicted to d2 when You've ever put three rings in a box and shook it, hoping for an amulet.

You know you're addicted to d2 when You have a friend named Andy and you have tried to kill him many times

You know you're addicted to d2 when Your first shot in battleship is always D2.

You know you're addicted to d2 when You go to the zoo and when you see porcupines, you say, "lol quill rats."

You know you're addicted to d2 when You're late for class because your maphack was broken.

You know you're addicted to d2 when You pick up hitchhikers and tell them, "I rush you for forge."

You know you're addicted to d2 when You refer to your weed as your private stash.

You know you're addicted to d2 when At the scene of a murder, you look for an ear.

You know you're addicted to d2 when You like to stay near Oak trees for the life bonus they provide, you've even planted several on your property

You know you're addicted to d2 when You see ravens, you know a druid is near

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