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trust me xD
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lol, to je best joke sobe smile.gif)))
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m0f0> tak tohle je vazne smutny sad.gif
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Tomu vravim adrenalinovy sport...
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Quote (M0f0 @ Thu, Nov 30 2006, 07:24pm)
Perfektn de pre enu:

8,15 Prebudenie nenmi bozkami

8,30 Vim o 2 kg menej ne vera

8,45 Raajky v posteli: ds z erstvch
pomaranov, rohlky, rozbaovanie
darekov - napr. diamantov nhrdelnk,
ktor vybral pozorn partner

9,15 Horci kpe z exotickch vn

10,00 ahk trning vo fitness klube s
peknm a vtipnm osobnm trnerom

10,30 prava pleti, manikra, umvanie
vlasov

12,00 Obed s najlepou priatekou v
najlepej retaurcii v meste

12,45 "Zranie" na expriateku partnera
a radostn zistenie, e pribrala 7 kg

13,00 Nkup s priatekou, platenie
kreditkou bez limitu

15,00 Popoludaj spnok

16,00 Do domu dorazili 3 tucty ru s
kartikou od neznmeho obdivovatea

16,15 ahk trning vo fitness klube,
nsledn mas silnho, ale
priateskho
masra

17,30 Skanie drahch modelov od
poprednch designerov, prehliadka pred
vekm zrkadlom

19,30 Veera pri sviekach pre dve
osoby, nsledn tanec obohaten
komplimentami

22,00 Horca sprcha (sama v sprche)

22,50 Zanesen partnerom v nru do
postele

23,00 Nen bozky

23,15 Usnanie v partnerovom objat



Perfektn de pre mua:


8,00 Zvon budk

8,10 Orlny sex

8,20 Sranie na zchode, tanie
portovch ast novn

8,45 Raajky: prrodn reze s vajcom,
kva, opeen chlieb, vetko pripraven
nahou kuchrkou

9,00 Prjazd limuzny pred dom

9,05 Niekoko pankov whisky v limuzne
behom cesty na letisko

9,30 Odvoz limuznou z letiska do
golfovho klubu (behom cesty orlny
sex)

9,45 Hranie golfu

11,45 Obed: rchle oberstvenie, 3 piv
a faka koaku

12,15 Orlny sex

12,30 Hranie golfu

14,15 Odvoz limuznou na letisko
(niekoko pankov whisky)

14,30 Let do Monte Carla

15,30 Popoludaj vlet na jachte,
vetky spolucestujce s nah

17,00 Let domov, mas celho tele od
Laetitia Casta

18,45 Sranie, sprchovanie, holenie

19,00 Pozeranie sprv: Brad Pitt bol
zavraden, legalizcia marihuany a
tvrdho
porna

19,30 Veera: kraby ako predjedlo,
avnat prrodn reze, zmrzlina
servrovan
z nahch ps

21,00 Napoleon koak, cigary pred
vekoplonm televzorom pri portovch

sprvach

21,30 Sex s troma enami (vetky naj
lesbick sklony)

23,00 Mas vo vani, k tomu pizza a
pivo

23,50 Orlny sex na dobr noc

23,50 12 sekundov prd, ktor 4 krt
zmen tn a donut psa opusti
miestnos...


no1 omg az teraz som si to fsimol biggrin.gif laugh.gif nemozem biggrin.gif
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Tomu vravim adrenalinovy sport...


neni on tak trochu do rodiny s Georgem Lucasem? wink.gif takovy trochu mensi sci-fi laugh.gif i kdyz taky bych to mozna zkusil...
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Inak,na hentych castiach po ktorych ficia som bol,su to Cliffs of Moher v zapadnom Irsku,ta cast je tam dobetonovana "pre turistov"(povodne pre cajky,ktorym dako znicili hniezdistia,tak urobili toto,ale cajky tam nechodia,lebo tade chodia turisti smile.gif ) a na hentej zemi som lezal a pozeral dole...Je tam 140 metrov nicoho a zrazu utesy a more...Nechutny pohlad,verte mi smile.gif ...

PS:
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-283322323708260698




Ja som nemohol biggrin.gif ...


SAUROOOOOOOOOOON!
You Suck ! Ha ha ha biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

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