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May 15 2016 11:55am
Quote (TheDutchMan1443 @ May 15 2016 10:47am)
Guy is rank 2 in HotS, picks Stitches first overall. Proceeds to talk about how this is MOBA is too easy and how he is a DOTA 2 player, which takes skill.

Misses all his hooks.
Dies most of anyone on the team.
Doesn't know to bait the punishers over the wall.
Loses us the final team fight by randomly hooking diablo into an almost dead Li-Ming.

"Game is too easy, bro. I show up, everyone carries the fuck out of me and I rank up. DOTA 2 skills"

And his buddy picks Illidan into Xul + Diablo + Uther + Lunara.


uhh

I don't think u can really make fun of hots being easy if you are still shit at the game. This dude sounds like he would be good friends with that squirrel shitter. you should hook him up with squirrels info.
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May 16 2016 06:23pm
Waiting on the pro-team offers....



As shitty as it still is, I've climbed from 2200 ish to 2800+ MMR in under 4 months. So I'm pretty happy.

Game might be shit... and no one is probably playing, but at this rate I might reach master after the MMR 'loosening' in June.

This post was edited by TheDutchMan1443 on May 16 2016 06:23pm
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May 16 2016 09:37pm
Went and lost 4 of the next 5 because... HotS. Ying yang and shit. Put me with rank 1 players who take our siege camp on a team wipe instead of their bruisers/fort

This post was edited by TheDutchMan1443 on May 16 2016 09:46pm
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May 17 2016 11:28am
i just played a qm

and we won

i was arthas

rlly cool story i kno

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May 17 2016 01:54pm
Better try to get shitters muted.
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May 17 2016 08:19pm
Bought Chromie because I have always liked the feel of a combo-ey burst range. She is pretty fun. She isn't Li-Ming week 1 damage numbers, but her zoning can shut down Zeratul or any hero who wants to flank from rear/side
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May 17 2016 11:41pm
She has 30% win rate on hotslogs lolll

Shit players instantly grabbing new heroes expecting mega OP like Ming/Xul/Tracer and end up getting curb stomped trying to play a hero that actually requires predictive play and proper positioning

Only got in 4 ranked games with her tonight. Went 3-1. Didnt think she was a weak hero at all. Not overly strong either. Didnt expect ppl to be at 30%

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She has 30% win rate on hotslogs lolll

Shit players instantly grabbing new heroes expecting mega OP like Ming/Xul/Tracer and end up getting curb stomped trying to play a hero that actually requires predictive play and proper positioning

Only got in 4 ranked games with her tonight. Went 3-1. Didnt think she was a weak hero at all. Not overly strong either. Didnt expect ppl to be at 30%


I played her 2x on the PTR and told my brother she was a retarded hero super stronk

then i play 5-6 games duo with my friend today and only lose 1...

then i look at her numbers on hotdogs and see 29.6%

ho lee fucking rekt ppl that play hots are shit.
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May 18 2016 05:05pm
I should have stayed on rank 1, now every walking cancer is picking chromie and sucks ass.
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May 18 2016 09:59pm
MMR in desperate need of a rework.

I find myself constantly bumping into people who have played 10 games in the last 3+ months who are given the ban lead.

Had a guy last game when it was my first pick. I hovered over Ming for 35 seconds, then he bans her.

Says something like "Brooooo idk what is up with banning. All I know is how to win". He's on a 9 game losing streak and still riding some artificial MMR that he set a fucking year ago when the game was first released.

Second ban phase he panics and misses the ban window, and they get to 4th pick Tracer into my Chromie.
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