I quickly discern the truth about my teammates personal lives by what they type and how they type it to me. Then I make comments about it. Unlike regular shit talking which most internet users can ignore...personal shittalking that is actually accurate gets under peoples skin and causes them to lash out/report.


Like I said, look at the shit I would say about shitter squirrel in this sub. It's all accurate...why do you think he freaked the fuck out and started stalking me/got himself to 70% warn and banned on here?

Think about it...that retard spent years on this forum and had 8,000+ posts before he got into it with me and was fine....then I started talking shit to him and he went bonkers. This kid still not only sends me friend requests at least 1-2 times a month....but he also has people on his friends list randomly add me so he can stalk me better. I just view their friends list, see his retarded name on there, and remove them. I don't think they are his smurfs either as it's been like 6-8 different accounts all with over 1k games played on em.

Supposing Russians don't understand insults.

I guess I create some US smurfs.

Fun game. Managed to lose because of how awful our Thrall was.

This post was edited by TheDutchMan1443 on May 11 2016 04:35pm

I played chromie...........if u got a team full of rank 30 downsyndromers on PTR a tracer/abathur combo will literally farm you without you being able to do anything other than auto attack for a total of 200-300ish damage before u die. The bitch can even dive behind a fort and towers np....

/preseason


This is a game where the 9 other players were rank 2 or better. We get the placement guy with 8 total HL games who apparently fluked out with good teammates and leapt to 2500 MMR. He last picked a Malf when we already had an Uther.... 1070 MMR player, solo queuing against rank 1 parties. This is Hots....

Wow. Got paired up with him again. He picked Valla and died 11 times.

If he dropped another 800mmr he would be low enough for squirrel to wanna duo with him. Maybe you should hook them up with each other just in case.

I would, but their time is short.

1000 MMR QM smells like a Squirrel friend ;D

Guy is rank 2 in HotS, picks Stitches first overall. Proceeds to talk about how this is MOBA is too easy and how he is a DOTA 2 player, which takes skill.

Misses all his hooks.
Dies most of anyone on the team.
Doesn't know to bait the punishers over the wall.
Loses us the final team fight by randomly hooking diablo into an almost dead Li-Ming.

"Game is too easy, bro. I show up, everyone carries the fuck out of me and I rank up. DOTA 2 skills"

And his buddy picks Illidan into Xul + Diablo + Uther + Lunara.

This post was edited by TheDutchMan1443 on May 15 2016 11:48am