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Apr 13 2016 04:40pm
Quote (burton_clash @ Apr 13 2016 03:11pm)
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20094140
14 lel

next month im goin for #1!!!


I am surprised ur smurf isnt on there too.
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Apr 13 2016 04:56pm
Quote (Perseverance1 @ Apr 13 2016 03:40pm)
I am surprised ur smurf isnt on there too.


it should be but blizzards mmr is dumb and hates smurfs
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Apr 13 2016 05:45pm
Quote (burton_clash @ Apr 13 2016 03:56pm)
it should be but blizzards mmr is dumb and hates smurfs


I think blizzard is just dumb
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Apr 14 2016 01:15pm
Team caps enemy boss on Cursed map.... We have 4v2 advantage with all 3 of their assassins dead.... What happens? I ping to help boss, 2 of our teammates (Jaina and Medic) both on full health full mana.... run BACKWARDS in lane to cap the Siege Giant camp in the same fucking lane the boss is pushing but on OUR END. Why take a keep when you can get some siege giants who wont even make it to the keep and allow them to 2 man defend our boss push.

Medic whines like a bitch in draft for 50 seconds solid. "Don't play stitches play Diablo I need peel. OMG I NEED PEEL. PLZ DIABLO". I take Diablo, and she face checks a bush while infront of me twice in a row and dies both times.


This post was edited by TheDutchMan1443 on Apr 14 2016 01:16pm
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Apr 14 2016 01:29pm
Quote (TheDutchMan1443 @ Apr 14 2016 12:15pm)
Team caps enemy boss on Cursed map.... We have 4v2 advantage with all 3 of their assassins dead.... What happens? I ping to help boss, 2 of our teammates (Jaina and Medic) both on full health full mana.... run BACKWARDS in lane to cap the Siege Giant camp in the same fucking lane the boss is pushing but on OUR END. Why take a keep when you can get some siege giants who wont even make it to the keep and allow them to 2 man defend our boss push.

Medic whines like a bitch in draft for 50 seconds solid. "Don't play stitches play Diablo I need peel. OMG I NEED PEEL. PLZ DIABLO". I take Diablo, and she face checks a bush while infront of me twice in a row and dies both times.


I've been muting people a lot since I got unsilenced just because they are so fucking retarded I know if I let myself get sucked into telling them why they are retarded I will probably just stop playing and flame all game rofl.

Seems to be working too.

It also makes me feel go to tell the rest of the team "Hey I muted X and Y cause I don't want to listen to low mmr tards...lmk if they say something worthwhile"

Since I started doing that I've gotten like 5 friend requests from players who didn't get the mute at the start of the game lol.
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Apr 14 2016 03:48pm
Quote (TheDutchMan1443 @ Apr 14 2016 03:15pm)
Team caps enemy boss on Cursed map.... We have 4v2 advantage with all 3 of their assassins dead.... What happens? I ping to help boss, 2 of our teammates (Jaina and Medic) both on full health full mana.... run BACKWARDS in lane to cap the Siege Giant camp in the same fucking lane the boss is pushing but on OUR END. Why take a keep when you can get some siege giants who wont even make it to the keep and allow them to 2 man defend our boss push.

Medic whines like a bitch in draft for 50 seconds solid. "Don't play stitches play Diablo I need peel. OMG I NEED PEEL. PLZ DIABLO". I take Diablo, and she face checks a bush while infront of me twice in a row and dies both times.


This happened to me the other day and I nearly lost my shit. Face checked a fogged area and got insta-demolished. Instantly blamed. Are you fucking joking?
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Apr 14 2016 04:30pm
Quote (Eternal_Amaranth @ Apr 14 2016 04:48pm)
This happened to me the other day and I nearly lost my shit. Face checked a fogged area and got insta-demolished. Instantly blamed. Are you fucking joking?


Everyone knows that when you are tanking you need to play the game for all 4 other players in your party. If they position themselves poorly, it's YOUR fault for not peeling for them quick enough lol.
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Apr 14 2016 04:53pm
Quote (TheDutchMan1443 @ Apr 14 2016 06:30pm)
Everyone knows that when you are tanking you need to play the game for all 4 other players in your party. If they position themselves poorly, it's YOUR fault for not peeling for them quick enough lol.


I absolutely love playing Johanna but I never want to tank or support in HL. Same problem that plagues WoW, the damage fucks up and blames you lol
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Apr 14 2016 05:35pm
Quote (Eternal_Amaranth @ Apr 14 2016 03:53pm)
I absolutely love playing Johanna but I never want to tank or support in HL. Same problem that plagues WoW, the damage fucks up and blames you lol


this game is just too full of retarded players....and blizz is just too happy to put them in high elo games so you can literally never escape them.
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Apr 14 2016 09:25pm
Lightknight69 is making a team LOL
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