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Feb 15 2016 06:23pm
Quote (Perseverance1 @ Feb 15 2016 06:05pm)
I always take apoc

I always land it on shitters

I always get kills with it

Lightning breath is better vs good players

apoc is great vs shitty retards.


R->Q->E
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Feb 15 2016 08:54pm
This is my last 7 days in a nutshell




5th pick starts spamming the entire draft "Oh man if I get my character we are gonna win so ez."

(how bout that Gazlow btw)

Malf in the 4th slot (and the whole team) begs him to pick a tank. He waits 50 seconds and says "no we don't need one, I have my hero"

5th pick Zeratul on a tank-free team. Thrall and Valla just ran up to me all game dropping their ults on my head. Zera did nothing for the team. Was exclusively hunting KT, had less hero dmg, didn't do any siege, didn't get any kills considering he was only hunting heroes....

What a disaster. Kid was 2180 MMR and thought he could carry the team with Zera instead of filling a tank spot. I literally couldn't even move in fights. I was trying to attack from max range and Thrall would just ult me and they would jump me.

This post was edited by TheDutchMan1443 on Feb 15 2016 08:55pm
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Feb 15 2016 10:15pm
Quote (TheDutchMan1443 @ Feb 15 2016 07:54pm)
This is my last 7 days in a nutshell

http://i63.tinypic.com/t7yahg.png


5th pick starts spamming the entire draft "Oh man if I get my character we are gonna win so ez."

(how bout that Gazlow btw)

Malf in the 4th slot (and the whole team) begs him to pick a tank. He waits 50 seconds and says "no we don't need one, I have my hero"

5th pick Zeratul on a tank-free team. Thrall and Valla just ran up to me all game dropping their ults on my head. Zera did nothing for the team. Was exclusively hunting KT, had less hero dmg, didn't do any siege, didn't get any kills considering he was only hunting heroes....

What a disaster. Kid was 2180 MMR and thought he could carry the team with Zera instead of filling a tank spot. I literally couldn't even move in fights. I was trying to attack from max range and Thrall would just ult me and they would jump me.


I am just fucking tired of getting retarded players with sub 300 games played in HL. It is really fucking annoying because they are complete ass and make me lose every time. It's not even fun to play with these kinds of morons. They have no idea what they are talking about and of course think they know everything.
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Feb 15 2016 10:58pm
Quote (Perseverance1 @ Feb 15 2016 09:15pm)
I am just fucking tired of getting retarded players with sub 300 games played in HL. It is really fucking annoying because they are complete ass and make me lose every time. It's not even fun to play with these kinds of morons. They have no idea what they are talking about and of course think they know everything.


sup bby. 233 games



shit on anyone lmk
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Feb 15 2016 11:08pm
Quote (burton_clash @ Feb 15 2016 09:58pm)
sup bby. 233 games

https://gyazo.com/012fd70968415bb52389326956b1f6ac.png

shit on anyone lmk


I was talking about total. not HL only

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Feb 15 2016 11:41pm
Quote (Perseverance1 @ Feb 15 2016 11:15pm)
I am just fucking tired of getting retarded players with sub 300 games played in HL. It is really fucking annoying because they are complete ass and make me lose every time. It's not even fun to play with these kinds of morons. They have no idea what they are talking about and of course think they know everything.


I just got back from having coffee with a friend and decided to check the Zeratul's profile (because he whispered me a bunch of times while I was AFK asking to party up sarcastically calling himself a Zera god again).... 24 of his last 27 HL matches were as Zeratul. At one point he played 18 in a row as Zera. At least 6 of those 24 matches he left his team without a tank.

He has 600 total games. 450+ are on assassins.

He is a higher HL rank than me because of my recent loss streak lol. His KDA on zera in HL is 3.8:1

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Feb 16 2016 01:36am
HL :rofl:



Quote (burton_clash @ Feb 15 2016 09:58pm)
sup bby. 233 games

https://gyazo.com/012fd70968415bb52389326956b1f6ac.png

shit on anyone lmk


sexy ass winrate

This post was edited by SC_Leader on Feb 16 2016 01:37am
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Feb 16 2016 02:04am
just won a HL with wizard/zag/stitches/chen/falstad....................NO SUPPORT

vs

rhegar/diablo/KT/raynor/sylvanas

wat

fucking potatoes men
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Feb 16 2016 02:09am
Quote (SC_Leader @ Feb 16 2016 12:36am)
HL :rofl:

http://i.imgur.com/ms3I7eW.png



sexy ass winrate


I have a 5.25 KDA with wizard in HL

I think the best part about this is squirrel playing @ more than 1000 MMR lower than me and has half the KDA I have with his most played mage.

ez
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Feb 16 2016 10:44am
Another game, another Rehgar on our team who thinks he's a solo siege class. Off soloing merc camps while we get pumped 4v5 without a support on objectives... Then brags about damage numbers at end of game.
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