The only good thing about this match was that I was most likely able to convince the sonya to kill himself IRL.

A win is a win I suppose.

30day Tier next mute?;D


Did you drop to so you duoq in cancerranks or are you pulling a Squirrel?

I would threaten them to pick crap when they don't pick properly.

The statdistribution is smells like low 1x or 2x ranks.

Hartford Whalers was an NHL hockey franchise that moved to Carolina (Canes) in 95.

Nah I already got silenced for 30 days...which caused me to lose around 200 MMR...which then caused me to stop giving a fuck about my epeen size on this gay game...which then caused me to troll and lose more MMR....which then caused me to get into cancer tier games like this with my GF.

Prior to this when I would duo q with my GF we would only play vs rank 1-5 and would routinely get matched vs top 200 players.


I am just tired of this game TBH and really only play it because I am a blizzard fanboy/zombie. Gonna switch to overwatch when her and I get into the beta.

Ah, my buddies made the page to take pictures of 300+ pound women around the base and post them there....then somehow I became the admin, probably when their wives found out and yelled at them rofl.

Our 5th slot locks in Sonya on a tank-free team vs 2 stun tanks and a Medic.... and Diablo finds a way to throw us the match.

So much toxic in this community.

Playing a rank 7 game... SOMEHOW there is a rank 7 on my team with 200 total games played. He picks a second healer when we had Lili already and only 1 tank..... he goes D3 Monk.... he hasn't mastered a single hero yet. His highest is a level 8 Raynor.... and dies 7 times of our teams 13 deaths total... and he whispers at the end of the game "You guys should learn your heroes before you bring them to QM".... on his level 4 Monk..

This game is so broken that I'm now a lower rank than him because I got knocked down to 8 from that loss. Kid has 200 total games and no mastered heroes and is playing high end ranked HL games... How?


edit: Found his profile.... http://www.hotslogs.com/Player/Profile?PlayerID=1298976 he has less than 40 HL games... RANK 7

This post was edited by TheDutchMan1443 on Feb 6 2016 11:32am

Officially give up for the day. have lost 6 straight matches. Went from rank 7 down to 10.... Played 3 games in a row where 4th and 5th pick were in a party together and didn't fill.... So we have 3 straight matches with no healer on the team.... then just finished a match where our KT went 0-3-9, spent the entire game bitching that the tanks need to stop trying to fight and be his personal body guards, kept complaining that we shouldn't team fight, then 20 seconds later spam PING'd their boss telling us to go fight on it.... then bitched when we didn't.... He has a 2.3 KDA on KT over 500 games on him....

I don't even understand this game anymore. I literally died something like 11 times in 6 straight losses and our team is just punting game after game.

This post was edited by TheDutchMan1443 on Feb 6 2016 01:13pm

pls nerf

Hey man I know how you feel...but the good thing about losing streaks is that you eventually get matched up with MEGA potatoes that you can just slam the shit out of.

I just recently lost around 13 in a row with my GF (which is the same as you losing 26 in a row solo Q MMR-wise) and now we are vs some of the worst players I could ever imagine. Just play a hero that can carry and help the shitters on your team get a win they don't deserve.

Since the loss streak we are 7-0 and still going...games are all mostly 1 sided slamfests too. Granted, around 7 of those 13 losses were because of me trolling since my team was full of toxic shitters.

I don't mind toxic players.......but shitty toxic players just make me want to work my hardest to lose.