Step 1: Add some noobs to your friends list
Step 2: Search vs them
Step 3: collect free pts
Step 4: laugh at them for being Master/Challenger in LoL but potatoes in hots

Sometimes the plan backfires and you get them on your team

RIP my elo

Said so impossible to find you all on Hotslogs because you all are always muted.

At last be so smart and create a smurf, add the noob and insult the shit out of them by pretending to be a player who did okay.
Then they will report each other and Blizzard will realize their report button is a massive failure.

the best part was they said they were gonna make this exact thread "when they won"

LOL

those silly kids, such jokers!

So add me and get me out of potato rank 5 so I can stop playing with zagaras that dont leave their lane for an entire game because they have an abathur/murky

step 1 play tank
step 2 get carried
ResidentSleeper

I actually have decent winrate with Johanna but you can't even lead these horses to the water let alone make em drink

Step 1: Take only hero that seiqooq can play
Step 2: afk and watch him feed 6 deaths on a hero that actually requires some form of positioning
Step 3: post freelo 111 points ss on jsp

DISCLAIMER

got a game vs seiqooq just now

still in lobby

fucking morons picked retarded heroes

this games already over and we still in lobby

DOESNT COUNT

seiqooq is single-handedly boosting my MMR by repeatedly being my opponent.