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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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Apr 10 2008 10:24am
Ongelooflijk origineel, grappig en ook zo internationaal. Wat ben je toch een veelzijdige jongen.
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Apr 10 2008 10:27am
Quote (BadBoyDeGekste @ Thu, Apr 10 2008, 05:20pm)
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"


Hahahahahah ik vond hem wel lachu smile.gif
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Apr 10 2008 10:28am
Quote (Wuben[NM] @ Thu, 10 Apr 2008, 17:24)
Ongelooflijk origineel, grappig en ook zo internationaal. Wat ben je toch een veelzijdige jongen.


jammer dat je niet sprakeloos bent.
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Apr 10 2008 10:30am
Leuke kleuren, petje af.
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Apr 10 2008 10:33am
Vindt em wel grappig xD
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Apr 10 2008 10:36am
Ach, beter als de gemiddelde spam post. happy.gif
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Apr 10 2008 10:37am
Quote (Toasts @ Thu, 10 Apr 2008, 17:36)
Ach, beter als de gemiddelde spam post. happy.gif


dan

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Apr 10 2008 10:38am
vind hem wel sterk xD
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Apr 10 2008 10:42am
Ik dacht trouwens dat er een muur tussen de twee biecht hokjes zat.
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