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Dec 14 2007 05:46pm
PETOR??
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also i r havin cyborseckses. HEAHEAHEAHEAHHHEHEHEHHEHEEEEE
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linda zegt:
ya
linda zegt:
why
Eduard zegt:
whats yar age?
Eduard zegt:
i has to must know when i has to go has secks.
linda zegt:
nobody knowwwwssssssss
Eduard zegt:
oh lawd.
Eduard zegt:
then i haz to haz secks soon cuz its almost legal 
linda zegt:
hey this was the first legal sex i've ever had
Eduard zegt:
OMG
Eduard zegt:
then yar fuckin older thejn me lawl
linda zegt:
depends!!!
linda zegt:
age of consent is different in diff states
Eduard zegt:
aha...
Eduard zegt:
here u gota be 18
linda zegt:
not here
Eduard zegt:
;o
Eduard zegt:
hmm..
Eduard zegt:
got anny tips for me btw? ^^
linda zegt:
as far as sex goes?
Eduard zegt:
ya
linda zegt:
i wouldn't know, i don't really enjoy it
Eduard zegt:
since i hear from classm8 NEVER DO ANAL CUZ IT HURTS YAR GIRL
Eduard zegt:
omg..
Eduard zegt:
YOU MUST ENJOY IT
Eduard zegt:
else its not fun
Eduard zegt:
how can you not enjoy sex?
linda zegt:
don't ask me
linda zegt:
i think it hurts my bf's ego
linda zegt:
poor guy
Eduard zegt:
you MUST have had an orgasm one time in ur life ^^
linda zegt:
nope!
linda zegt:
not once
Eduard zegt:
oh lawd...
Eduard zegt:
linda.
Eduard zegt:
linda, are you serieous?
linda zegt:
ya!
Eduard zegt:
duuuuudeeeee
Eduard zegt:
i have had like 6 milion fapping orgasms
Eduard zegt:
YOU MUST HAVE ONE
Eduard zegt:
it feels great
linda zegt:
it's diff for guys than girls
Eduard zegt:
naah i dont think so
linda zegt:
how would you know? Lol
Eduard zegt:
heahea.. 
Eduard zegt:
well ok... maybe its at guys it feels litttlee bit different cuz they blow their load on orgasm
Eduard zegt:
but why dont you experiment? ^^ arent you curious how it feels? O_o
linda zegt:
um, i guess
linda zegt:
kind of a weird converstion
Eduard zegt:
yeah i know.. i think im going to much into the pedo direction.. though your most likely older then me. or your just having sex on very young age.
Eduard zegt:
but how can you RESIST fapping?..
Eduard zegt:
if i couldent orgasm id probably kill myself.
linda zegt:
lol
Eduard zegt:
i realy dont understand how can you never had an orgasm yet...
linda zegt:
that's exactly what my boy says
Eduard zegt:
yeah but it realy is something that you MUST have in your life ^^
Eduard zegt:
douse your bf maybe have a smaller than average sized penis?
linda zegt:
noooooooo
Eduard zegt:
;P
linda zegt:
biggrin.gif
linda zegt:
absolutely not
Eduard zegt:
heahea
Eduard zegt:
then how could you not enjoy it? ^^
Eduard zegt:
it did not feel good at all?
linda zegt:
penetration isn't what causes orgasm
linda zegt:
it's clitoral stimulation
linda zegt:
and i have a smaller than average clitoris, which makes it very sensitive
Eduard zegt:
so why diddent he fap your clittoris? 
linda zegt:
oh, we've tried everything


heb haar naam vervangen met linda vanwegen haar privacy ja wuben ik moet tog eerst ff oefenen hea!

This post was edited by edujackass on Dec 14 2007 05:49pm
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Dec 14 2007 05:51pm
Heh, niet slecht. Heb nog wel wat tips, maar je luistert toch niet.
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Dec 14 2007 05:52pm
Quote (Wuben[NM] @ Sat, 15 Dec 2007, 01:51)
Heh, niet slecht. Heb nog wel wat tips, maar je luistert toch niet.


post ze dan slet
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Dec 15 2007 01:29am
Quote (edujackass @ Fri, 14 Dec 2007, 23:46)
PETOR??
http://forums.d2jsp.org/user.php?i=404521

also i r havin cyborseckses. HEAHEAHEAHEAHHHEHEHEHHEHEEEEE


heb haar naam vervangen met linda vanwegen haar privacy ja wuben ik moet tog eerst ff oefenen hea!


Mijn zusje heet Linda.
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Dec 15 2007 03:48am
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Eduard zegt:
you MUST have had an orgasm one time in ur life ^^
linda zegt:
nope!
linda zegt:
not once
Eduard zegt:
oh lawd...
Eduard zegt:
linda.
Eduard zegt:
linda, are you serieous?
linda zegt:
ya!
Eduard zegt:
duuuuudeeeee
Eduard zegt:
i have had like 6 milion fapping orgasms
Eduard zegt:
YOU MUST HAVE ONE
Eduard zegt:
it feels great
linda zegt:
it's diff for guys than girls
Eduard zegt:
naah i dont think so


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Dec 15 2007 06:56am
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Dec 15 2007 09:28am
Condooms zijn net als vrouwen, ze zitten altijd in je portemone maar nooit om je lul

Quote (Mischa @ Sat, 15 Dec 2007, 11:48)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


maar ik dacht dat je een man was mischa! ohmy.gif

This post was edited by edujackass on Dec 15 2007 09:29am
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Quote (edujackass @ Sat, Dec 15 2007, 03:28pm)
Condooms zijn net als vrouwen, ze zitten altijd in je portemone maar nooit om je lul


bij jou misschien
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Quote (Mischa @ Sat, 15 Dec 2007, 17:29)
bij jou misschien


we gaan maar weer post-bovenje-quoten.

nee mischa bij jou komen ze uberhaupt niet in je portemone laat staan om je lul.
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Dec 15 2007 09:32am
Quote (edujackass @ Sat, Dec 15 2007, 03:30pm)
we gaan maar weer post-bovenje-quoten.

nee mischa bij jou komen ze uberhaupt niet in je portemone laat staan om je lul.

mijn lul heeft niets te klagen
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