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Feb 18 2008 06:58am
misschien iets te, maar hij is wel grapig
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vond hem persoonlijk heel goed

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She regularly bend down near me, where I got a very pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day that little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister... I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"


"Always keep your condoms in your car."
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Feb 18 2008 07:37am
te vaak gezien die wink.gif
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Feb 18 2008 10:01am
Quote (BadBoyDeGekste @ Mon, Feb 18 2008, 01:37pm)
te vaak gezien die wink.gif


maar hij is welg rappig xD
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Feb 18 2008 10:16am
wat doe je als er een marokaan voor je neus op de grond valt?
















op zen hoofd stampen zo hard als je kan.
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Feb 18 2008 10:18am

Die dus. Blijft wel goed :-p
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Feb 18 2008 11:16am
wow dies vet xD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf_oAjqBRe4
Die dus. Blijft wel goed :-p


hehe ik had de text hier even gekopieerd
filmpje is nog relaxer smile.gif
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Feb 18 2008 03:13pm
Quote (stefan_FFH @ Mon, 18 Feb 2008, 19:40)
hehe ik had de text hier even gekopieerd
filmpje is nog relaxer smile.gif


met een beetje fantasie en een goede verteller , is de mop 100x zo leuk vond het filmpje namelijk maar lame..

niet egt een grap maar wel grappig :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14t7XZqf_es

This post was edited by CpTJenJen on Feb 18 2008 03:26pm
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Feb 19 2008 12:13am
lol harry the hamster ^
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