so i was looking at my report history and it turns out that in the last month alone, ive qualified for 8 out of 10 reasons for closing my topics:

but! if you watch carefully, you can see that my topics never got closed for flaming or phishing links. so even though im spammerish, im obviously a well meaning individual

also ive been here for like a decade and everyone in the poe community knows me and thinks the best about me! just ask them. ehm actually pls dont

so i am obviously an ideal candidate for trusted tag, as i am very helpful to the poe community, which they can confirm

i mean they wont, but they can
