So - I need some slogans about a pet psychologist that also involves stuff like horoscopes.

Example:

Paw readings, revealing all 9 lives.

Will give some fg to the ones I like. Amount will vary depending on how much I like them but I'm thinking about 20 per slogan.

A cracked mirror, a black cat, superstition or reflective past?
Two cents in the well. A dog is better. That's my 2 cents.
Climbing up and falling head first, the cat landed feet first.

if your dog is with the green party it might be barking up the wrong tree.