Does a weapon/shield exist that damages, shields, and heals simultaneously?

There are many weapons that are dual-duty, they attack and defend - too many of them to count. They range from total shit to godlike, depending on your defense needs and how much you can afford.

Ones that heal as well, there are a few that exist, however it is unlikely you'll be able to afford them anytime soon, (eg. Wand of the Dark Faerie (300+m), Illusens Staff (270+m), Rod of Dark Nova (1b+).

I miss my RoDN