No, that is sad, why would you joke of such a thing?!

he already joked about his mother being dead; i get the feeling he's a really terrible guy. that's prolly why he way overcharges for his neopets stuff

except i was never joking...

well i dont believe you

Once again, you word vs us.

I can say my name is Doug, I have two kids and I am currently a CEO at Microsoft.
What do you have to prove I am not lying?

See? The internet is a hard place to catch a lie.

Steve Ballmer is the CEO of microsoft

so you've already been caught in your lie, at least do some research

it's annoying having to go back and forth between these two threads lol

i was just thinking the same thing

which one should we pick to use?

i like this ones title better

ok, i'll stay here...

your ratio is insane lol

Maybe there are multiple CEOs? Underground CEOs that will become known if Steve becomes unable to preform his job.

Feed me something, I can dispute it.

This is the internet after all..